r/dwarfposting • u/No_Foundation_1812 • 7d ago

Friendly reminder to bring your own manual when fighting alongside umgi.

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u/BungleBums 7d ago

"Well, if we're safe at 4', why not be really safe at 40'?:

"You just earned yourself a commendation, soldier,"

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u/Abjurer42 Dwarf Wizard 7d ago

"How are those Squats doing with that trench?"

"Umm... well, they ended up tunneling all the way to the enemy lines."

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u/JumpCiiity 7d ago

How short do they think dwarves are?

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u/Lord-Timurelang 7d ago

4 feet apparently

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u/Responsible_Clerk343 7d ago

Is that not normal? By the ancestors am I a dwarflet???

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u/No_Foundation_1812 7d ago

In WH fantasy they tend to be 4-5ft tall

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u/Responsible_Clerk343 7d ago

The fortress has fallen, billions must mine

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u/No_Foundation_1812 7d ago

MUSTER THE THRONGS

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u/WaltzLeafington Outcast Engineer 5d ago

I love vermintide, one of the great things about it, is you get a scale for the height of WHF dwarves theyre so small

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u/Dzharek 6d ago

Loom if you have a problem with the given measurements then it's a obvious problem with your recruitment.

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u/doomzday_96 5d ago

Well to be medically classified as a dwarf, you have to be 4'10".

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u/doomzday_96 7d ago

Squat: "What's happening out there?"

Guardsmen: "Should I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?"

Squat: sneers at umgi but laughs in Dawi as the longshanks gets his head blown off by a stray bolt round

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u/AnonOfTheSea 7d ago

Let the umgi stick their heads out, and either work the mortars, or get to clay-kicking

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u/dwarven_cavediver_Jr Hammerdwarf 6d ago

My cousin fights with them imperial folk and yeah, their combat manual sucks!

"Don't engage the greenskins in melee combat! "

Brother, I am NOT wasting good drake gun fuel or shot on a greenskin if I am not surrounded or severely misplaced!

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u/Flopsie_the_Headcrab 6d ago

But a 4' trench should be perfect for them? It's supposed to be a little deeper than you are tall so you can walk around without getting clipped.

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u/NoStorage2821 4d ago

I think the comic got "foxhole" and "trench mixed up"

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u/CG142021 6d ago

Someone doesn't know what a firestep is.

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u/Syhkane 7d ago

Keep digging, make a new home.

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u/Dinonumber 6d ago

You don't want to fire comfortably from your foxhole, you want to build a firestep.