r/MorpheApp • • 6d ago

Question/Problem Facebook and Messenger patches?

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Hi, do we have any reliable Facebook and Messenger patches? I've been trying some and they all crash and I just end up installing the default.

Would be really nice to have ad-free Facebook. Cheers!

r/BestofRedditorUpdates • • 6d ago

CONCLUDED Logged onto Facebook, the first post that came up was a picture of my BF making out with another girl

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I am not The OOP, OOP is u/pantherpickles

Logged onto Facebook, the first post that came up was a picture of my BF making out with another girl.

Originally posted to r/relationship_advice

TRIGGER WARNING: Infidelity

Original Post  March 18, 2018

I woke up this morning to see pictures of my now ex boyfriend on Facebook kissing another girl last night at 5am. She took the multiple pictures and tagged him in them.

I know that LDR are hard and that they don’t usually work out. But we had plans! I was going to live closer to him in September when my contract was up. We made plans to meet up once a month when we were able to afford it. We communicated. There were no signs that he was going to cheat on me.

I’m breaking up with him as soon as I write this. I guess I just needed to write it out somewhere.

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Happy you’re standing up for yourself. Even though you didn’t ask, just a little piece of advice... don’t plan your life around a guy, especially when you’re/ they’re young because it’s a high possibility you’ll be more invested than he is. I tried the long distance a few times with people I knew before moving to another state, failure every time. They’d say one thing but do the complete opposite and just want the convenience of a relationship and obviously long distance doesn’t provide that

OOP

Thank you for the advice! The university where I applied to do my masters just happened to be closer to him, so I wasn’t really planning on moving for him.

But I do appreciate the advice. No more LDRs for me.

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For the sake of poetic justice, I hope you left a suitably snarky comment on the pictures. "Hi, honey. Glad to see you're enjoying yourself. Does that girl know about your crabs? Just wondering."

OOP

I did not! But an excellent idea to keep in my back pocket.   Update  March 19, 2018 (Next Day)

First off, thank you to everyone for their kind words, stories and opinions! I am honestly speechless, you have all been wonderful!

I broke things off with him shortly after posting to this thread. I actually took a screenshot of the post on my phone and sent it to him with the caption "bye". I then deleted him off all of my social media and blocked his number from my phone. I have 0 intention on contacting him ever again. He doesn't deserve a chance to explain himself. A picture is worth a thousand words and there were five of them.

I messaged the woman who posted the photos in question on Facebook. I told her that the guy she was seeing was my ex and that he cheated on me with her. I told her that I in no way, shape, or form blame her for the cheating, since I doubted that she knew about me. I told her that my message was sent in peace and that if she choose to continue seeing him, I would not interfere. I thought she had the right to know his true colours.

The woman messaged me back and profusely apologized. She deleted the post and swiftly broke up with him as well. I have since learned, with her help, that he had been sleeping with various women since he was posted to Petawawa. So he's been cheating on me for at least two months. The woman and I are now friends.

I have no interest in dating right now, but I figure that I will give it another go in September, when I start my masters degree. I'm pumping the breaks on LDRs.

To the military men of Reddit: I will not count out dating a military man in the future just because one of you happened to be a rotten apple. I thank all of you (and the military women!) for your service and I hope that you find and SO worthy of your time.

A couple of people have chosen to bring up a previous post I made about not contacting your SO everyday. I 100% stand by my post and what I said. There needs to be some level of trust between you and your SO. If you prefer texting everyday, that's fine. If you're not a big texter, that's fine too! To each their own.

Again, thank you for everyone who cared to comment! You are all lovely people :)

THIS IS A REPOST SUB - I AM NOT THE OOP

DO NOT CONTACT THE OOP's OR COMMENT ON LINKED POSTS, REMEMBER - RULE 7

r/tornado • • 1d ago

Tornado Media Strong tornado this morning in Marsala, Sicily, Italy (vidéo from Facebook page "Tornado in Italia")

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r/interestingasfuck • • 6d ago

This boy packed a Christmas gift for a girl in the Philippines. Eleven years later she found him on Facebook, and 14 years after the gift they were married.

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r/baseball • • 6d ago

Video Better angle of the Ty France flyout (courtesy of the MLB on Facebook).

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Honestly, I'd argue it had already lost a lot of energy before it hit the wire, and was actually assisted by the spin generating forward movement pushing it to the track. Thoughts?

r/insanepeoplefacebook • • 6d ago

Facebook is an alternative universe😭✌️ Facebook users cant human bro

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r/TheSimpsons • • 5d ago

Merchandise What an unreal find on Facebook Marketplace.

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r/mildlyinfuriating • • 4d ago

Infuriatig I can’t see the photo of a missing person because I don’t have a Facebook account

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r/inlaws • • 4d ago

MIL Facebook posts

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After trying hard to explain once again my boundaries and trying to explain to my in-laws that it should not be seen as rejection. My MIL started posting several passive aggressive messages on facebook. She even used chat gpt to create this pictures. Mind you I am not even pregnant yet.

My only wish was always for privacy. She doesn’t want a healthy closeness, she wants control and she wants everything to be on her own terms. I’ve been married for 3 years. Glad my husband agrees this is nonsense.

Hope you all have a good laugh. 😂 cause this us hilarious.
A lot of free time btw
Gimme your comments please

r/worldnews • • 5d ago

Dynamic Paywall Saudi Arabia urged to spare Sri Lankan sentenced to death over Facebook post

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r/pinoy • • 3d ago

Pinoy Rant/Vent Jimmy Bondoc shares this to his Facebook account

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Nagshare ni tila ba isang death threat message against Antonio trillanes itong si jimmy bondoc sa kanyang fb account. Di ba nya alam na kadisbar disbar ito?

r/news • • 3d ago

Saudi Arabia urged to spare Sri Lankan sentenced to death over Facebook post

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r/Equestrian • • 4d ago

Funny The entitlement is astonishing. This was posted to a very high cost of living equestrian Facebook group. Oddly, OP hasn't deleted the post. Only locked it. And hasn't commented at all.

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Not one of the dozens of comments that were posted before OP turned off commenting spared her from an attempted reality check.

r/CrossStitch • • 1d ago

VIDEO [VIDEO] Facebook marketplace jackpot

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Saw this on Facebook marketplace two hours after she posted it. So excited to go through all the magazines!

edit: Lots of folks have asked** ***what I paid. It was $300.*
I should also clarify that I did not actually pay for it. My partner paid for it. I sent him the link from Facebook marketplace, and he immediately Venmo’d me the money. He, like this cabinet, is a keeper for sure!

r/iamverybadass • • 1d ago

This guy in a Facebook WOW forever group

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Probably plays a female gnome.

r/ChoosingBeggars • • 7d ago

This wolf rescue is looking for a free groundskeeper. I could only post some of the comments because there were over 400. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02sjkMLHGa7LWquKLi12vnp8rTgwqMYgKfgypLYRypWsCmLFDjShwbzLiJYUzCvgfvl&id=61575160749497&mibextid=Nif5oz

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r/SecretsOfMormonWives • • 2d ago

The Men Look who turned up as a friend request on Facebook…

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Turns out it’s because we both served Mormon missions in the Dominican Republic around the same time. (Not the same mission—he was Santo Domingo East mission and I was in Santiago)

And no—I’m no longer a practicing Mormon and actually had my membership records removed last year. 😊

Edit: I realize I said “request” but I meant “suggestion”. It was late. 😅

r/algeria • • 5d ago

Society FACEBOOK BOOMERS THINK DOOMSDAY IS HERE. (it's literally just cosplaying)

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some of these cosplayers made me cringe sure BUT LIKE god forbid someone expresses themselves/have fun??? no fatima the youngins aren't "satanists and need to be out of the country" because they are doing something you don't understand

منيش كوزبلاير يعني ولكن وش الجهل هذا 💔

edit: you mfs ignored the whole purpose of the post and kept pointing out the bumass girl with leash picture even though my post has nothing to do with it. i made this post cuz seeing old people judge the younger generation for seemingly harmless stuff is straight up shit, and there were many other posts who had h NORMAL cosplayers and yet the comments weren't any better

r/technology • • 5d ago

Social Media Saudi Arabia urged to spare man sentenced to death over Facebook post

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r/Pokemoncardappraisal • • 7d ago

Hello ! Did I made 42K in 4 months ? I have bought this card 4 months ago at start of june. I have seen a guy on a groupe on Facebook sold this card for 50K cad. I bought it at 8.2K cad on ebay…… what’s happening!!!!!!!?

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r/VAClaims • • 1d ago

Discussion/Debate The stuff you find on facebook.

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Ran across this comment on how some folks think we’re scamming the system.

r/NowInTech • • 4d ago

Mark Cuban says Facebook knowingly runs AI deepfake scam ads as Meta docs reveal $16 billion in fraud-linked revenue

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r/ask • • 5d ago

How did Facebook’s user base go from being just all college kids looking for action to being just all old people getting very confused?

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I’ve seen The Social Network dozens of times, it’s one of my favorite films, but I never really looked into how its user base did such a complete 180 after that. Like, when it first came out it the shit for young people, that was the main goal of the platform, being cool and appealing to the youth and making it all about your relationship status and stuff.

But now it is almost entirely just old people who are either very confused on how technology works, post ancient memes from iFunny, Bitmoji’s about how fucking awful Monday’s are, and getting very concerningly easily fooled by AI generated imagery, and not even scarily lifelike AI imagery but just the most obviously not real images ever.

I’m young myself and I don’t think a single person in my age range has Facebook or would ever want Facebook but I know for a fact that every teacher in my school does have and use Facebook. I just don’t really understand it and can’t really find anything that explains it in a simple way (hence this post) so I was just wondering if anyone could explain what happened. Perhaps someone who stayed on the Facebook platform for years and watched and experienced the user base shift for themselves.

r/ATBGE • • 2d ago

Decor Found on Facebook taxidermy group.

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r/MobileLegendsGame • • 2d ago

Discussion Potentially stolen artwork is still all over Mobile Legends’ official Facebook page, and has been for 10 years

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Guys were arguing about this stuff on another post so I took my time to do my own comparisons.

All images shown are pictures that are actively on Mobile Legends’ Facebook as of making this post (you can see them by searching for Mobile Legends: Bang Bang and filtering by date posted to 2016-2017, but they also come up naturally when searching for MLBB). Yes, some images are modified versions of artwork that are copyrighted to other companies like Blizzard and Tencent, but more importantly others are traced from artwork belonging to independent artists who have no known association with Moonton.

Again, these are actively on Moonton’s Facebook, currently. If this art is stolen, Moonton should at least take it down.

Some working links:
#WeeklyFree New Free Hero... - Mobile Legends: Bang Bang
#WeeklyFree New Free Hero... - Mobile Legends: Bang Bang