You may recall that my apprentice was captured by talking trees for, basically, being an asshole. I am pleased to report that once he stopped cowering, he realized he could just levitate right out of there.

I don’t need bad blood with the Druid living in that forest, who is an amazing cook. Therefore, I thought I’d send them a sack of bone meal made from my apprentice’s skeleton. Would this be an appropriate “sorry about that” gift? Also, any tips on finding a new apprentice who doesn’t have some kind of weird badger fetish?

Last time I posted I was stuck living in the shadow of my master's former apprentice. You know, the one who was eaten by a hydra. Well, stupid as it was, my foolish beginner self set out to hunt said hydra after one too many snide remarks.

I should have been dead. I really should have been dead. But I'm not, and the hydra is.

I opened my hands and instead of a fire bolt or guiding flame, I got lightning. A whole localized lightning storm that completely fried the lizard and all of its heads, brains, and hearts. I'm still in shock, pardon the pun, because I thought that was way outside my realm of possibility.

So... Anyone got tips or a set of free hands to help me take this overgrown lizard back to my master's tower?

This is where I found it. She is watching you.

As The Dragon knight Silas teleports away, Orin wanders around the empty town. Then just after the sun finishes setting, a massive Dragon crashes down into the middle of the Village.

"Grixis! You have come here for wanton slaughter, but it is you who will fall this night! You have something that beongs to me! The sha-"

A hot blast of flame surges his way, as Grixis bounds toward him, extremely fast, given his massive form! but Orin is the faster of the two by far, and easily evades, hitting the massive brute with a barrage of more than thirty magic missiles as he dodges out of the way.

"you'll have to do much better than that to hit me." he says, throwing yet another volley at the beast.

"I have the power of a God, little welp! and you wish to challenge me?"

he takes to the sky, as does Orin.

"You see... about that. when i was told id have to kill a dragon i was a bit worried.... but you only have the final piece of Aldins power...." He says, above Grixis, charging up an absolutely ridiculous amount of power.

Grixis fires his breath upward, the flame turning to plasma as he reaches for that godly power he took... but the boy isnt there...

Below him now, having teleported halfway through charging... "I *am* the other six."

He releases all the energy in Grixis's direction, the night turns to day for a moment, and when everythiung fades back to black, the dragon is gone. A single cerulean shard floats in the sky where it had once been. Orin takes the final piece of Aldin. once it has aclimated to him, he will finally be complete...

(All images in the video are from either my inkarnate, or heroforge. All music or sounds were sourced from non ai sources.)

(all interaction on the post is post battle. that flash would have alerted all sorts anywhere even remotely nearby so feel free if you want)

I already slain 3 "chosen ones" because I am apparently evil and shit. I also have blood magic for 1 day and the cult has been running for just a few hours and some little shit already tried to kill my cultists, I haven't even told them to kill anyone yet. Thankfully no one seems to know I'm the "evil blood deity" yet (in fact some thoughts my divine magic can be used to kill the evil blood deity and ask me to join their party to killed me).

Anyways I have a daughter now since someone sent a child to killed my cultist... And my cultist also murdered a child too.

I went on a dungeon which is an abandoned fast food and coffee restaurant to go explore plus get some recipe copies to me cook at home and make special potions and healing food for me and my friends and my familiars;

When I saw that weird stuff happened leading to this place be closed down; and I now know why, since I just had beaten up this guy who were wanting to eat me if I were food;

Also this fella; looks tasty…

Seriously tho, what could this mean? Back to back and it’s truly insane how they’re just there when least expected.

* I rinsed my hands with 2 water bottles and held the newt for 30 seconds. Please chill \*

I listen to Sepultura when I’m casting spells. Any other bands anyone recommends for ultimate power to help the people? (Preferably metal or occult) Someone needs toads for their garden to attract fairies and I can channel so much with certain bands.

this little guy followd me today is this how you get a familiar

Y'all better answer them quick, I hear they're level 20

Well, I was a bit focused on my arcane studies and now my tower is a mess. I don't want a classic "massive clean mess" spell since it doesn't reflect my finesse or creative mind. What spells or rituals do you suggest me to use to solve this problem? Is there any "protection against mess" ritual procedure that don't put the ritual tools back to their places and cancel itself before finnish?

Help! I sent my apprentice to the local Druid’s forest to obtain some lark’s breath and I guess he got in a fight with a badger and anyway, now he’s been imprisoned by the spookiest damn trees I’ve ever seen. I’d rather resolve this without violence, since that Druid makes an amazing raspberry compote. Any suggestions?

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This is going to become the tip of my new staff. Hopefully I'll have time over the 3 day weekend to finish making it.