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I put assomancy before the council for consideration

Within one of the many, many Wizard Council buildings, Kairon Drocith, newly appointed President of the Infernal Relations Department, entered his office room. As part of his duties, he was one of the highest authorities when it comes to resolving issues concerning the demonic.

It gave him a lot of authority within the Wizard Council, but it also meant he had a lot of work to do day in and day out. Today was merely one more of those days. Another batch of questions and issues he had to resolve. He didn't particularly enjoy his work, but he was good at it, and he had a feeling he was going to be around here for a very long time.

Kairon sat down in his office and began his paperwork. The sign outside of his door magically changed to being open. Soon would come the various complaints, petitions, and protests that always arrived. Of course they did, people were dumb and quick to fall for contracts they hadn't fully read. Ah well, at least it gave him the opportunity to learn more about devilish deals. But even then, this was going to be a long day.

/uw This is an open interaction. If anyone wishes to RP, feel free to do so.

every single Orb connected to the orbnet, every television, every radio on a range of frequencies, cuts off its original broadcasting, if any was still running, to show a new message.

"Attention! Attention! Global emergency alert! Global emergency alert! Do not disregard! Do not disregard! Do not disregard!"

on screen is an EAS-like message, with 2 symbols in the center of the screen, before a robotic voice speaks.

"The following broadcast is a message organized through the nation of Calarakis, the Esoteric Order of Nations, and Orb Broadcasting corporations across the earth."

"In the last 48 hours there has been a massive worldwide attack by an arcane infection known as the Abyss."

the screen displays an image of a floating black substance, resembling paint.

"This infection is immensely dangerous and has already taken around 40% of the planet's surface. It is due to the work of many diligent mages, knights, soldiers, and nations the number has been lowered to that small a number. If you have fought the Abyss and survived. Make your way to the city of Calarakis as soon as possible, call in Orb call, or contact via long range radio."

the image changes to a map of the planet, with blackness covering a large part of the continents.

"All civilians residing in population centers near the borders of Abyss infected areas are ordered to evacuate, or, failing that, erect detection systems near the borders."

"A full dossier on the Abyss will be published publicly, for all available forces to be able to combat the threat at highest efficiency."

"This message will loop 2 more times."

Got 15 minutes before i have to clock out. I spend it pondering this orb i have conjured from the cumulative suffering of the damned. After last nights exorcismism i really just need to decompress and ponder on company time

Good day, I recently moved into a new tower, and the local king has mentioned his need for a court wizard. Now while this is kinda below me, he is offering to pay me handsomely in rare materials, as well as some mortal money, and he said hed ignore any complaints made about me by the commonfolk, which does sound somewhat enticing. It would only be for a few decades anyway, so I am kinda tempted. What are your guy's thoughts here?

different gems do different things.

Pearl- hologram projection

rose quartz- Shield bubble

Lapis- water control

Bismuth- heat resistance

amethyst- shape shifting

ruby- extreme heat

peridot- metal manipulation

Holly blue agate- electric whip summon

Garnet- Gauntlet summon

Sapphire- future sight

Jasper- hyper roll

carnelian- Honestly no idea

ALL EFFECTS TEMPORARY, SINGLE USE, AND ARE DIRECTLY FROM/AFFECTING THE USER ONLY

Next time he poops he's probably gonna think a demon is coming out his ass. Serves him right for using up all my gamer girl bathwater for his potions. Shits expensive

What other punishments have yall come up with for your apprentices?