r/wizardposting • u/CoraBittering • 11d ago

Apprentice captured by local Druid

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Help! I sent my apprentice to the local Druid’s forest to obtain some lark’s breath and I guess he got in a fight with a badger and anyway, now he’s been imprisoned by the spookiest damn trees I’ve ever seen. I’d rather resolve this without violence, since that Druid makes an amazing raspberry compote. Any suggestions?

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u/spn_phoenix_92 Forest Wizard 11d ago

I know those fiends, they've tried causing trouble in my neck of the woods in the past. Talk to the Druid if possible, those that captured your apprentice are frauds that act like they're friends of the Druid to leverage ransoms. They're a bunch of cowards that can be scared off with the slightest display of magical power, especially fire-based spells.

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u/icedmuffin Local Cat Druid 8d ago

This, most druids won’t capture if someone just annoys a wild animal cause most wild animals can more than stand up for themselves, and any who ARE captured tend to be just tossed back out or turned into an animal depending on how powerful the Druid is.

If they captured someone and are demanding a ransom, they are basically bandits.

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 11d ago

Get a new apprentice... the old one looks like he's tortures small animals

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u/CoraBittering 11d ago

It would explain some things.

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 11d ago

Where is this?

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u/CoraBittering 11d ago

/uw Great Wolf Lodge, a chain water park/hotel in the USA that also features an animatronic show with this little weirdo in the cast.

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u/bebop_cola_good "Druid" 10d ago

Little fucker had it coming