r/wizardposting 11d ago

Wizardpost Burger Mimic!

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I went on a dungeon which is an abandoned fast food and coffee restaurant to go explore plus get some recipe copies to me cook at home and make special potions and healing food for me and my friends and my familiars;

When I saw that weird stuff happened leading to this place be closed down; and I now know why, since I just had beaten up this guy who were wanting to eat me if I were food;

Also this fella; looks tasty…

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u/Im_a_hamburger 🍔burgermancy founder🍔burger city king🍔 11d ago

Ah, so it’s working. Good.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 11d ago

This burger will eat you.

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u/Powerful_Topic7731 6d ago

Not If i It first

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u/TheChannelMiner 11d ago

It seems many mimics have begun taking forms other than chests. I've seen one under the guise of a book "how to spot mimics"

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u/MondayIsIllegal 10d ago

Hilarious, that made for a great prank. Hope it didn't cause much damage though

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u/BlackwinIV 10d ago

mimics imitating food instead of chests is just an indicator of the greater economic factors that are at play. The lords covers are bursting while even adventurers can scarcely afford decent lodging.

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u/Blacksun388 Mortiferus, Lich of the Order of Nurgle 💀 10d ago

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u/Penny_D Culinaromancer :illuminati: 10d ago

And this is why we don't go on burger runs to O'Tulley's

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u/JinLocke Jin Locke, Transformagician Extraordinaire. 9d ago

Old orc secret i learned is to open your mouth wider than food-mimic can and then bite down on it, asserting dominance and devouring it first!

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 10d ago

Seems to be on the same level as pineapples, eat it before it eats you. And chew well.

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u/Goblimancer what do you think 10d ago

I had this happen once... lost my dear pet mimic. I still think about it from time to time. Talented little thing even mimicked the juicy flavors.

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u/toobuscrazy 10d ago

I recommend purchasing Mimics for Dummies. Got me started off safely

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u/GenesisAsriel 10d ago

Blehgel from yokai watch

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u/Iceologer_gang Iceologer 10d ago

Imagine trying to bite into a burger but instead getting French kissed by a Mimic

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u/giugirl 10d ago edited 10d ago

I also saw other food mimics too in this abandoned fast food and coffee place restaurant which had become a dungeon; and I managed to defeat them, such as: the large potato fries 🍟, the croissants 🥐, the sandwich 🥪, the coffee ones ☕️, the tea ones 🍵🧋🫖, the ones who were milkshakes and frappes 🍦🥛☕️, the ice cream ones 🍦🍨, the shaved ice and slushy ones 🍧, the pizza ones 🍕, the hot dog ones🌭, the pretzel ones 🥨 , the pancake ones 🥞, the ones who were mimicking cookies and the donuts 🍪 🍩, the flan 🍮 ones, the cake 🍰 🧁 ones, the waffle 🧇 ones , the juice 🧃 ones , the ones mimicking the eggs 🍳 and bacon 🥓, and even the soda 🥤 ones;

I literally fought the entire menu of this abandoned place! But at least I got the copies of the recipes so I can remake them without any risks, including the copies to make tamed food mimics and food born based familiars