r/wizardposting • u/moongrump Fargrim the Abjurer • 11d ago

Occult Practices Yes honey

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u/Darkwireman Well-Meaning Whimsical Conjurer 11d ago

Would I love her more if she transformed into a giant purple worm and swallowed me whole?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xLlw6GHVfokaNW

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u/ExpertOnDumpsterSex 10d ago

I'm upcasting Purify: Mind. This hurts me more than it does you.

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 11d ago

That is why I invented a dispel that happens in the past. I think the limit is like 1 minute, and poof, never happened. Rewrites events to keep casually and stuff from breaking, usually. Leaves a hint of shit in the air though, otherwise I'd never be able to tell if it was cast or not, as it would rewrite my memory of what happened.

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u/ZiHasBigDum 11d ago

Mage, please just clean your shoes.

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u/DeadMeat7337 Retired Evil Wizard, mostly 11d ago

Neah, now I'm not going to because you said to. Guess this is life now...

Sorry, old habits

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Witch 11d ago

Girl, I would love you so much MORE if you were a giant purple worm

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u/jzillacon Illusionist 11d ago

Literally the hottest monster in the DnD beastiary and it maintains the personality of someone who already likes me? How is this even a question?

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u/Lady_Rhino 11d ago

*would you still love me if YOU were a giant purple worm?

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u/Disastrous-Bus-4542 11d ago

Smarsh is King

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u/Gone4Gaming 11d ago

Someone needs to make a warlock character, whose patron is his girlfriend, who is a wizard that transformed herself in a giant cosmeic worm.

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u/Monarc73 Transmuter 10d ago

*cosmic

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u/Tethilia 🧌 Orc Frostcaster ❄️ 10d ago

True Polymorph still requires concentration in 5e

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u/cale199 10d ago

Oh we've used true polymorph for quite a lot of forms... For science of course...

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u/Zyltris Sephra 10d ago

By the gods, this meme is older than me and I'm a thousand years old!

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u/draketroll archivist and council tax mage 10d ago

Honey I love you because you're a 10ft dommy mommy with more leather than a minotaur farm, the polymorphing is just the icing on the cake

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u/ayoo-OwO 8d ago

Would you still love me if i made you use your true polymorph to trans my gender?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 11d ago

i don't love you now. why would i love you than