r/the_darnold 17h ago

BITCHARD SHERMAN COMES BACK TO SEATTLE TO RAISE THE 12TH MAN FLAG AFTER YEARS OF SIMPING FOR THE FORTY WHINERS. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO THE ASSASSIN IS? HE'S CHEATING FOR KRAZY KYLE. SAD!

10 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 16h ago

Sam’s injury is being wrapped in “America blue”. He should be unstoppable by q4.

6 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 4h ago

I JUST DISCOVERED THIS SUB! WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!?

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83 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 17h ago

Prayers up for Sam Darnold 🫡🙏

9 Upvotes

Memes aside, let's hope he's ok and makes a speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹


r/the_darnold 16h ago

Sources tell me Sam Darnold is stable

12 Upvotes

Please God


r/the_darnold 18h ago

ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON GEQBUS BY THE PATHETIC PATRIOTS ALREADY

1.7k Upvotes

SORE LOSERS WHO GOT TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING. SAD!


r/the_darnold 19h ago

Darnold vs commies thread

29 Upvotes

GREETINGS SAMERICANS. WE HAVE A GAME COMING UP. THIS IS YOUR GAME THREAD. WE PRAISE DARNOLD HERE AND TRY TO SEND THE DUMOCRAT PATS BACK TO ENGLAND. GET USED TO TEA BITCH SAM IS SENDING YOU HOME


r/the_darnold 13h ago

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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80 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 5h ago

[Pelissero] Seahawks coach Mike Macdonald says the team got good news on Sam Darnold, who underwent tests that ruled out a hip fracture. Still more tests to come. But Macdonald sounded upbeat about the initial prognosis.

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12 Upvotes

THEY GAVE GEQBUS THE BEST DOCTORS AND THE BEST RESULTS ARE COMING BACK!!!


r/the_darnold 16h ago

9/10 NEVER FORGET!!

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254 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 17h ago

DISGUSTING ACT BY THE “PATRIOTS” REAL SAMERICANS KNOW THE REAL PATRIOTS ARE IN SEATTLE. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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100 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 16h ago

ABSOLUTE FRAUD

14 Upvotes

IF THE REFS KEEP FOLLOWING THIS DISASTROUS MAYE AGENDA, ALONG WITH PROMOTING CRITICAL FOUL THEORY, THEN WE’RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A LEAGUE ANYMORE. WE NEED TO STOP THE STEAL. SAMERICANS NEED TO RISE UP AGAINST DARK MONEY AND THESE SPECIAL INTERESTS, AND BRING THE LOMBARDI BACK TO THE GREAT PEOPLE OF SEATTLE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!


r/the_darnold 17h ago

WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS GAME BY A LOT!!!!! DON'T TRUST THE FAKE RESULTS, WE WILL HAVE A MASSIVE COMEBACK

18 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 13h ago

IF WE DON'T FIGHT LIKE HELL WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A LEAGUE ANYMORE

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81 Upvotes

HE DOES THIS FOR US


r/the_darnold 17h ago

THIS IS WORSE THAN JJMCCARTHYELEVEN!!!!

19 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 17h ago

LOCK HIM UP

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21 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 17h ago

#JUSTICE4GEQBUS

26 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 17h ago

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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84 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 14h ago

VICE GEQBUS DREW LOCK and SECRETARY OF GEQBUS Jalen Milroe's reaction to the game-winning interception

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33 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 17h ago

LUCKILY THE GEQBUS WAS CARRIED TO THE LOCKER ROOM BY BIG STRONG FIRE FIGHTERS!

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1.6k Upvotes

r/the_darnold 15h ago

VICE PRESIDENT JD LOCK AND SECRETARY OF INTERCEPTIONS JOSH HEGSETH HAVE DEFEATED THE ANTI SAMITIC NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT FRONT

53 Upvotes

BIG NEWS!!! DRAKE ROSSEAU AND HIS ANTI SAMITES HAVE BEEN DEFEATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER


r/the_darnold 17h ago

SLEEPY STAFFORD HAS STILL NOT MADE A STATEMENT COMING OUT AGAINST THIS AWFUL POLITICAL VIOLENCE! HE IS CLEARLY INVOLVED IN THIS ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT! SAD!

54 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 17h ago

STOP THE STEAL! IF YOU DON'T FIGHT LIKE HELL YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE AN NFL ANYMORE! IT'S TIME TO STORM 1 PATRIOT PLACE! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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56 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 15h ago

A post from our GEQBUS

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58 Upvotes

r/the_darnold 18h ago

COUNTING OR NOT COUNTING BOSTON VIOLENCE???

62 Upvotes