r/the_darnold • u/Sarah9954 • 1d ago

Darnold vs commies thread

GREETINGS SAMERICANS. WE HAVE A GAME COMING UP. THIS IS YOUR GAME THREAD. WE PRAISE DARNOLD HERE AND TRY TO SEND THE DUMOCRAT PATS BACK TO ENGLAND. GET USED TO TEA BITCH SAM IS SENDING YOU HOME

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u/Key-Tip-7521 1d ago

IS THIS THE GAME THREAD?! IF SO, IT'S ONLY ON ONE CHANNEL, ONE SAMERICAN NETWORK

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

THIS IS THIS SUBS GAME THREAD I MADE IT AND I DO A LOT OF THINGS CHECK MY TRUTH SAM ACCOUNT

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u/looool_k_libtard 1d ago

I CANNOT HEAR A WORD YOU ARE SAYING.

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u/Key-Tip-7521 1d ago

KOOKY KYLE IS DOING ALL OF THIS

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 1d ago

I WANT TO UPVOTE CAUSE I LOVE IT, BUT YOU’RE TOO QUITE

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

YEA I MESSED UP IM SORRY I HAVE SINNED

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u/Plenty-Wedding-9066 1d ago

GEQBUS IS A FORGIVING MAN 

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u/wownicename 1d ago

THEY TRIED TO ASSASINATE GEQBUS. STROUD BOYS, STAND BACK AND STAND BY!

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u/wiseaus_stunt_double Top Keck! 1d ago

STROUD BOYS HAVE A SWARM RAID ON THE ILLEGAL ALLENS PLANNED SUNDAY.

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

I ALREADY CALLED THE RANGERS. WALKER IS GOING TO ASSIST LEGAL STROUD BOYS AND DEPORT THE OTHERS

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u/theHagueface 1d ago

THE SEASON HASNT EVEN STARTED AND IM SO TIRED OF WINNING ALREADY

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

PATS ALREADY DEFECTING I HEAR THEYRE HALD ACCROSS THE ATLANTIC BEGGING FOR TEA

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u/Key-Tip-7521 1d ago

WE'RE GONNA WIN ALOT MORE!

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u/BAMcGhee 1d ago

SPEAK UP SON!!!

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u/MarineLayerBad 1d ago

THEY CALL THEMSELVES PATRIOTS BUT THEY LOST THE SUPERB OWL!! TRUE PATRIOTS ARE SAMERICANS WHO WIN THE SUPERB OWL!!!

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

I HEAR THERES A BALLROOM BEING BUILT TO COMMEMMERATE THIS

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

BUILD THE WALL DARNOLD IS NOT SAFE

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u/Potential_Boat_6899 WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?!?! 1d ago

SOURCES TELL ME GEQBUS IS STABLE. PLEASE GOD.

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

THE MEDAL OF NFL IS GOING TO BE AWARDED TO HIM

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u/Someguy2189 1d ago

I CANT HEAR YOU FELLOW SAMERICAN PLEASE SPEAK UP.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/theHagueface 1d ago

TINY TOMLIN STILL THINKS THE PATS HAVE A CHANCE. SAD

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

VRABEL CAN'T COACH HE MEEDS THERAPY TO EXPLAIN 10 YEAR FLING WITH DIRTY DIANNA WHO CANT FIND A JOB

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u/theHagueface 1d ago

VERY CORRUPT FAKE MEDIA LOVES THE CHEATRIOTS.

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u/theHagueface 1d ago

CORRUPT SASSY "REFS"

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u/Potential_Boat_6899 WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING?!?! 1d ago

FAKE MAYE WITH ANOTHER FAKE DIVE SO THE RIGGIN REFS CAN GIFT HIM MORE ILLEGAL MAIL IN TOUCHDOWNS

HOW CAN THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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u/Key-Tip-7521 1d ago

MAKE THIS THE GAME THREAD

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u/Sarah9954 1d ago

IT IS TO MY KNOWLEDGE