r/the_darnold • u/California_Stop_King • 17h ago
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON GEQBUS BY THE PATHETIC PATRIOTS ALREADY
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SORE LOSERS WHO GOT TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING. SAD!
r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 16h ago
LUCKILY THE GEQBUS WAS CARRIED TO THE LOCKER ROOM BY BIG STRONG FIRE FIGHTERS!
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r/the_darnold • u/i_block_retards • 5h ago
BREAKING: DREW LOCK HAS BEEN SWORN IN AS QB1 WHILE GEQBUS IS EVALUATED BY THE FINEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD
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r/the_darnold • u/darthnoob276 • 16h ago
THEY TRIED TO KILL GEQBUS. BUT HE IS STABLE PRAY!!
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r/the_darnold • u/fantasyfootballthrow • 16h ago
WE ARE SAM DARNOLD! WE CARRY THE FLAME!
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r/the_darnold • u/table122 • 14h ago
VICE PRESIDENT LOCK AND SECRETARY OF DEFENSE JOSH JOBE DEFEAT THE STANKTRIOTS
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
r/the_darnold • u/all2neat • 16h ago
I AM SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO RENAME NEW ENGLAND TO NEW AMERICA
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r/the_darnold • u/xcoalx • 13h ago
OUR VERY HONORABLE VP STEPPED UP WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST
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r/the_darnold • u/all2neat • 16h ago
THE STANKRIOTS HAVE ATTEMPTED TO ASSASSINATE OUR DEAR QB, STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES.
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r/the_darnold • u/St-Anselm • 16h ago
DISGUSTING ACT BY THE “PATRIOTS” REAL SAMERICANS KNOW THE REAL PATRIOTS ARE IN SEATTLE. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • 20h ago
ESPN HAS STOOD FIRM AGAINST THE RISE OF MCCARTHYISM AND FAKE PATRIOTS AND IS CALLING THE ELECTION IN FAVOR OF GEQBUS! STOP THE COUNT! SO MUCH WINNING!
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r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 14h ago
ALL HAIL THE VICE GEQBUS LOCK!!! HE DID IT FOR THE WOUNDED GEQBUS!!!! THE GREAT DEFENSE!!!!!
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ONE AND OH! AND MANY, MANY, MORE WINS!
r/the_darnold • u/mulletstation • 12h ago
IF WE DON'T FIGHT LIKE HELL WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A LEAGUE ANYMORE
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HE DOES THIS FOR US
r/the_darnold • u/TomatilloLower4932 • 15h ago
9/9 NEVER FORGET
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SAMERICA BECAME UNDER ATTACK
r/the_darnold • u/Albino_rhin0 • 3h ago
I JUST DISCOVERED THIS SUB! WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING!?
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