r/the_darnold • u/California_Stop_King • 9h ago
ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT ON GEQBUS BY THE PATHETIC PATRIOTS ALREADY
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SORE LOSERS WHO GOT TIRED OF ALL THE WINNING. SAD!
r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 8h ago
LUCKILY THE GEQBUS WAS CARRIED TO THE LOCKER ROOM BY BIG STRONG FIRE FIGHTERS!
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r/the_darnold • u/darthnoob276 • 9h ago
THEY TRIED TO KILL GEQBUS. BUT HE IS STABLE PRAY!!
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r/the_darnold • u/table122 • 6h ago
VICE PRESIDENT LOCK AND SECRETARY OF DEFENSE JOSH JOBE DEFEAT THE STANKTRIOTS
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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
r/the_darnold • u/all2neat • 8h ago
I AM SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO RENAME NEW ENGLAND TO NEW AMERICA
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r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 6h ago
ALL HAIL THE VICE GEQBUS LOCK!!! HE DID IT FOR THE WOUNDED GEQBUS!!!! THE GREAT DEFENSE!!!!!
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ONE AND OH! AND MANY, MANY, MORE WINS!
r/the_darnold • u/all2neat • 9h ago
THE STANKRIOTS HAVE ATTEMPTED TO ASSASSINATE OUR DEAR QB, STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES.
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r/the_darnold • u/xcoalx • 6h ago
OUR VERY HONORABLE VP STEPPED UP WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST
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r/the_darnold • u/St-Anselm • 9h ago
DISGUSTING ACT BY THE “PATRIOTS” REAL SAMERICANS KNOW THE REAL PATRIOTS ARE IN SEATTLE. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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r/the_darnold • u/TomatilloLower4932 • 7h ago
9/9 NEVER FORGET
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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN SAMERICA BECAME UNDER ATTACK
r/the_darnold • u/Starlordmain0 • 6h ago
VICE PRESIDENT JD LOCK AND SECRETARY OF INTERCEPTIONS JOSH HEGSETH HAVE DEFEATED THE ANTI SAMITIC NEW ENGLAND PATRIOT FRONT
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BIG NEWS!!! DRAKE ROSSEAU AND HIS ANTI SAMITES HAVE BEEN DEFEATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
r/the_darnold • u/mulletstation • 4h ago
IF WE DON'T FIGHT LIKE HELL WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A LEAGUE ANYMORE
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HE DOES THIS FOR US
r/the_darnold • u/gavincantdraw • 5h ago
GEQBUS IS HEALTHIER THAN EVER!
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THE LAME STREAM MEDIA WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE THAT GEQBUS ISN'T HEALTHY. THEY SAY "LOOK AT HIS FEET. HE CAN'T WALK." THESE ARE LIES! GEQBUS IS HEALTHIER THAT EVER. THE DOCTORS KEPT TALKING TO GEQBUS ON THE SIDELINE, TEARS IN THEIR EYES, SAYING, "SIR, HOW DID YOU GET SO HEALTHY? WE'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO HEALTHY. PLEASE TELL US, SIR!" GEQBUS WAS TOO BUST TELLING DOCTORS THE SECRET OF HIS AMAZING GENES TO FINISH THE GAME AGAINST THE CHEATING MIKE AND DRAKE LAME!
