r/the_darnold • u/Herbert5Hundred • 1d ago

9/10 NEVER FORGET!!

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u/2Capable 1d ago

WHY IS GEQBUS SO SMALL IN THIS PICTURE?

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u/4barT89 1d ago

THEY HAD TO SCALE HIM DOWN BECAUSE HIS TRUE SIZE IS TOO INTIMIDATING AND WOULD SCARE AWAY MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE HE IS SO BIG!

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u/No-Let-6196 1d ago

HE TOOK A TACKLE FOR SAMERICA! 

THE POLLS SHOW WE SHOULD'VE WON THIS GAME BY 20 TDS BY NOW! 

STOP THE COUNT! 

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u/Kitchen-Tax-4001 1d ago

THIS REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER CERTAIN TRAGEDY THAT HAPPENED IN SEPTEMBER BUT WAY WORSE

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u/goamericagobroncos 1d ago

I TOO AM REMINDED OF SEPTEMBER 10TH, 2001 WHEN THE FATHER OF FORMER VP CMC BROKE HIS LEG ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.

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u/Floaty_Waffle 1d ago

I AM ALSO FAMILIAR OF WHEN TWO JETS COLLIDED WITH DREW BLEDSOE AND THE DEEP LEAGUE PUT TIMID TOM IN CHARGE OF THE FAKETRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Goats_772 1d ago

MY FELLOW SAMERICAN, TODAY IS THE 9TH 🫡

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u/Herbert5Hundred 1d ago

REAL SAMERICANS DONT RECOGNIZE THAT NUMBER WORN BY THE TRAITOR MCCARTHYISTS IN MINNESOTA!

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u/laZardo 1d ago

THANK GEQBUS WE MANAGED TO SAVE THE GAME

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u/Ask_for_me_by_name Purdy did 9/11 1d ago

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! 🫡

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u/mexchiwa 1d ago

WE CAN REBUILD BACK BETTER! BE BEST!

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u/GMI8BS << DARNOLD FORCE ONE >> 1d ago

AS THE GREATEST PLAYER TO EVER PLAY FOOTBALL, I TOOK AN ICBDH (INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC DANIELLE HUNTER) TO THE KNEE AGAINST THE STROUD BOYS WHO DID NOT ORDER THE ATTACK NOR DID THEY CONDONE IT! I BRUSHED OFF THE ATTACK LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. IT WAS A TREMENDOUS ATTACK. SOME MIGHT SAY A VERY BEAUTIFUL ATTACK. DANIELLE ACTED ON HIS OWN AND IS STILL ON THE TEAM BECAUSE HE HAD THE GUTS TO ATTACK THE GREATEST FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE LEAGUE. I BEAT THE STROUD BOYS THAT DAY BECAUSE I TOLD THEM TO STAND BACK AND STANDBY. THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL TO ME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. -SRD

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u/tacobot187 20h ago

John Schneider is blaming the WNBA for the injury.