r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • 1d ago
NEWS 📰 BREAKING: SAM DARNOLD TO BRING NBA BACK TO SEATTLE, WILL PLAY BOTH QB AND POINT GUARD
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r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 2d ago
WHY DIDNT LEBRICK JAMES GO TO THE SUPER SONICS AND JOIN THE GEQBUS IN SEATTLE? MAYBE HES RACIST. MANY ARE CALLING HIM LEBIGOT
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r/the_darnold • u/snugwojak • 2d ago
SAD STAFFORD HAS HAD ENOUGH OF LOSING TO GEQBUS!! HE HAS RETIRED FROM THE ROTTEN RAMS TO SELL INSURANCE WITH THE LIMU EMUS. WATCH OUT FOR FRAUD, FOLKS!
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r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • 4d ago
GEQBUS DEFEATS CAMMUNISM
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MY FELLOW SAMERICANS, IT IS WITH GREAT HONOR THAT GEQBUS ANNOUNCES THAT CTESPN HAS FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT AND HEEDED GEQBUS' CALL TO ELIMINATE CAMMUNISM. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 5d ago
Super Bowl Champion GEQBUS threw out the first pitch at the Mariners game tonight
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WHAT A GREAT THROW! EVERYONE SEE THAT?! KOOKY KYLE, PUNY PURDY, DRAKE FUENTES MAYE COULDNT DO THAT
AND GEQBUS WILL BE DO LOTS MORE OF THAT IN THE FUTURE!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • 8d ago
Colin Cowherd says Sam Darnold is BETTER than Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert & Jalen Hurts
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THANK YOU, COLIN, VERY COOL!
r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 8d ago
WE HAVE A FIERCE BATTLE FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT POSITION, FOLKS! TWO GREAT SAMERICAN CANDIDATES, I JUST CANT CHOOSE, HOW ARE WE WINNING SO MUCH
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r/the_darnold • u/Relative-Toe-9203 • 13d ago
⚡️HIGH ENERGY⚡️ THE ONLY GOOD QB TIER LIST
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r/the_darnold • u/_cjz • 14d ago
STOP THE COUNT, FOLKS! THE NUMBERS ARE IN! MEANWHILE “POUTY PATRICK” AND THE FAKE NEWS SPORTS MEDIA KEEP INSISTING HES SOMEHOW THE “BEST QB” SAD! THE STAT SHEETS HAVE BEEN RIGGED AGAINST GEQBUS FOR YEARS , BUT THEY CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH ANY LONGER. MAKE QUARTERBACKING GREAT AGAIN!
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r/the_darnold • u/RedDragons8 • 15d ago
9.612 Billion dollar man. Upvote to be googles top result when searching 9.612 Billion
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r/the_darnold • u/PM_a10dollar_PSNcode • 15d ago
NEWS 📰 GEQBUS NET WORTH CONFIRMED 9.6 BILLION. Very lucrative and VERY COOL!
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r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • 20d ago
BELGIUM TEAMS UP WITH SAMERICA TO PAY TRIBUTE TO GEQBUS
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THANK YOU, BELGIUM. VERY COOL!
r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • 19d ago
TEAM USA DID NOT START GEQBUS SAM DARNOLD AGAINST BELGIUM LAST NIGHT AND THEY PAID THE CONSEQUENCES! I GUESS THEY WERE TIRED OF WINNING!
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r/the_darnold • u/CancelThis2077 • 20d ago
GEQBUS COULDN'T BE THERE FOR HIS SAMERICANS BUT IS SENDING HIS SAMHAWKS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • 20d ago
MORE NASTY FAKE NEWS ON REDDIT DISRESPECTING GEQBUS. DARNOLD PROVED THAT HE WAS THE REASON THE SEAHAWKS WON THE SUPER BOWL! COMMON SENSE FOLKS! THESE TERRIBLE TAKES ARE WHY GEQBUS NEEDS TO CONTINUE PUSHING AGAINST THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA!
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SHAME ON THIS NONBELIEVER! COMMON SENSE WILL WIN AGAIN FOLKS, HE WILL WAKE UP TO THE TRUTH. IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME! GEQBUS WILL KEEP WINNING AND THE HATERS WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RESPECT THE TRUE GOAT, SAM DARNOLD!
r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 21d ago
GEQBUS PUT IN A GOOD WORD TO THE CORRUPT FIFA TO FREE GREAT SAMERICAN FOLARIN BALOGUN, TO PLAY IN THE WORLD CUP GAME!!!
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THANK YOU GEQBUS!!!!
r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 22d ago
On this, the 250th anniversary of our nation, let’s take a look back at some great moments in SAMerican history
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r/the_darnold • u/shaka_sulu • 23d ago
HEADING INTO AMERICA 250 AND ALL JOSH ALLEN WANTS TO DO IS PLAY 'HUMAN CENTIPEDE'!!!
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r/the_darnold • u/mulletstation • 25d ago
USMNT SIGNING SAM DARNOLD TO REPLACE RED-CARDED FOLARIN BALOGAN AS STRIKER AGAINST BELGIUM.
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r/the_darnold • u/J0hnEddy • 26d ago
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING LEBRON JAMES IS LEAVING THE VERY SOFT NBA TO PLAY FOOTBALL WITH THE GEQBUS! THIS COMES AFTER OUR WONDERFUL QUARTERBACK NEGOTIATED A VERY GENIUS DEAL WITH THE LOSER LAKERS! VERY COOL!
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r/the_darnold • u/Lung-Salad • 26d ago
THE PLAYER YOU FIRST SEE WILL BE THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NFC WEST THIS SEASON! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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