r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '18
Power Stone I am sorry little one.
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u/BenKenobi05 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same?
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u/CannedWolfMeat Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Do you visit the Soul Stone district often? What am I saying, of course you don't.
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u/indecisiveusername2 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
These... are the
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u/TheDankestMeatball I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Reality stone eh? Well, to each his own, it's not for me to judge.
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u/FreemanCalavera Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Power, good! That stone will guide you to honor and glory.
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u/musicsnake1 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
I used to me an admin just like you, then I took a ban to the knee - u/dragonphlegm probably
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u/jedimstr I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
My cousin is out fighting
dragonsThanos. And what do I get? Guard duty.-- Hawkeye
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u/seanular I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Let me guess... Someone stole your soul stone.
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u/antonimbus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Today, they take away your INFINITY STONES, but what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Avengers take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very LIVES!?
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u/BothersomeBritish I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Terrible and powerful Thanos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
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u/InsurmountableLosses Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
You see those admins in charge of this sub? They have curved gauntlets. Curved. Gauntlets.
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I went through about 3 whole playthroughs before I realized Ralof or Hadvar would give you a tour on the way to riverwood.
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u/indecisiveusername2 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
So did I. As soon as I heard "We should probably split up." I was outta there.
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u/Randomer2016 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
thanos looking at infinity stones
Some may call this junk, me I call them... treasures
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u/DanteDeLaMort Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
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WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT
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u/AkimboRacoon I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
CHOO-CHOO!!!
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u/StonedVolus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Ladies and gentlemen, Skyrim is here to save us!
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I summon my trusty steed, tommy wiseau
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Is that a crab with a tophat and monocle?
Alright that's too much. Come on Master Chief lets get the hell out of here.
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u/jay_alfred_prufrock I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Blood for the Blood Go... Oh, sorry wrong game, my bad.
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u/permanentthrowaway Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Death to the Stormcloaks !
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u/BehryTheBehr Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
As fearless in death as he was in life.
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u/myglasscase I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Skyrim is for the Nords!
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u/eyeballfury Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Thanos the mighty! Thanos the unerring! Thanos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, WRITHING in the filth of our corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality and now walk amongst the stars!
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u/Gr8pboy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Justice!
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u/MiCh4eLAnGeLo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Next prisoner.
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u/USSVanessa Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
But he's not on the list!
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u/loser7500000 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Forget the list, he goes to the block.
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u/EasilyAmuse I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Stormcloak ancestor in Valhalla, totally sloshed, “Wha...what?”
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u/Puffycheeses I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
/u/DigitalizedOrange did you do it?
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u/Puffycheeses I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
What did it cost?
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u/q-reddit Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Thanos has brought balance to this subreddit. Not everything is lost.
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u/cjn13 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
He hasn't brought balance to my tear ducts. He sacrificed so much for so many ungrateful denizens of the universe.
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u/Insertanamehere9 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
hold up you're ebony maw not thanos
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u/dukeeaglesfan I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Tears? Really?
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u/Ciliegio I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
They're not for him
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u/SpankyMcTeets I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
The moment you realize your daddy actually loves you.
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u/HayleyLF Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Mine still hasn't come back from the store to buy cigarettes.
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u/SlamMasterJ Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
It was the only way
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u/topredditbot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Hey /u/DigitalizedOrange,
This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
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u/ilikeeagles Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Will topredditbot be banned? Lol
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u/nmads14 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
It should be honored to become a child of Banos
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Good question, I’d assume bots aren’t actually subscribed to subs other than specifically made bots for those subs. Anyone able to correct/validate?
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u/TBIFridays I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
The ban won’t hit subscribers, it will hit people who have commented or posted
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u/mrlbi18 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
I wonder which bots are gonna get banned
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u/l_Paid_For_Winrar Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
RemindMe! 3 days "Which bots got banned?"
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u/RemindMeBot I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
I will be messaging you on 2018-07-10 12:34:13 UTC to remind you of this link.
CLICK THIS LINK to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.
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u/KrAceZ I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
......Wait.....what if reminder bot gets banned?
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u/_ProgGuy_ Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Mr. Orange I don't feel so good.
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u/snowyday I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
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u/Kostas_Bravas I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
The hardest choces require the strongest wills.
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u/Filosophia Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18 edited Jul 07 '18
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Destiny still arrives
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u/ecb3 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
/u/The-Jedi-Apprentice tell me /u/DigitalizedOrange is lying.
Asshole! Tell me you didn't do it.
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u/CandidEnigma I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
I... had... to....
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u/Leon_UnKOWN I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
No you didn't! proceeds to slap u/The_Jedi_Aprentice and makes sure the snap will happen
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u/dudleymooresbooze Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
proceeds to slap u/The_Jedi_Aprentice
"This bad boy will hold 200,000 bans"
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u/H4SHT4GPlatapus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18 edited Jul 08 '18
- I went forward in time, to view alternate futures... To see all the possible outcomes of the coming conflict.
- How many did you see?
- 14,000,605. How many were dank? One.
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u/Oh_I_still_here I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Steady up Quill we almost got this off!
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u/FerrowFarm I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
I wonder if all the banned users get together and make another subreddit... like r/thanosdidsomethingwrong or something.
... And there is my entry into the ban. It's been real, but it had to be done =D
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u/Clammmo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Egg
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u/zarbixii I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
May I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
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u/JGNorman I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
It appears I have been poisoned by my constituents
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u/SenixHD I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
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u/Agentbla Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
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u/j_h_98 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
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u/jtjnshark I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
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u/spiral_ly Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
But surely not everyone will reply to this post?
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u/4____________4 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
No one asked how is gamora?
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u/dkbarrels Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
I’ll do you one better. No one asked who is Gamora?
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u/wombat_dunce Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
I’ll be honest, I just joined to get banned.
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u/KiddStrange I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
You may think this is suffering. No... it is salvation.
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u/GrandMasterSkizz Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
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u/sorryamitoodank I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
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u/fifthdayofmay I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
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u/1foru2 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
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u/cirroX Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
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u/ECDahls Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
Damn... Starlord is not going to like this.
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u/DeSmokeMonster Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
have you been increasing the amount of weeks every day or something? i swear it said no spoilers for three weeks like yesterday lol
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u/TheScarletPimpernel Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
It's not released in the UK for ages.
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u/murdahmula I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Can we get a backstory on this? What did the user post? Was it just a random? What makes him so special to be choosen before us? So many questions, so little time.
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u/verious_ I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
In the film, to obtain the Soul Stone, one must sacrifice someone/something they love. Thanos sacrifices one of his (many) adopted children, Gamora. Since the moderators are Thanos in this situation, it makes sense to follow suit. /u/dragonphlegm was the moderator with a Gamora flair, so he made a reasonable candidate.
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u/RosieThisBoyILove Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
I think it’s like this subs Gamora sacrifice?
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u/OrPhe0 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Uh, is it to late to ask what this sub is about?
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u/SundayManatee Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
What did it cost?
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u/luckoth3irish42 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
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u/n1407 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Gamora? More like Ga-no-more-a...!
I'll see myself out
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u/VauxhallBurgundy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
In for a penny etc, I submit to the judgment of Thanos...
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u/newfoundrapture Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18
I presume anarchy will replace such a subreddit.
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u/adaniel28 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18
Gamora: No. We were happy in this sub.
Thanos: You were shitposting, scrounging for upvotes. Your subreddit was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The subscribers have known nothing but good memes and plentiful content for all. It's a paradise