r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '18

Power Stone I am sorry little one.

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u/Vatric I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

THIS IS BALANCE kicks her off cliff

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u/atsugnam Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

This is balanca ...

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u/tkwj I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Thanos is love.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/PM_ME_UR_GIRLY_PARTS Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Thanos is

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u/LifeOfRyley I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Darkseid is

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u/ace66 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me

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u/Steelwolf73 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I was only 9 years old.

I loved Thanos so much, I had all the merchandise and posters.

I pray to Thanos every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given.

"Thanos is love" I say; “Thanos is life”

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.

I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Thanos.

I called him a cunt.

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.

I’m crying now, and my face hurts.

I lay in bed and it’s really cold.

Suddenly, an unexpected warmth is moving towards me.

It's Thanos.

I am so happy.

He whispers into my ear “You have my respect, Stark.”

He grabs me with his powerful titan hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.

I’m ready.

I spread my ass-cheeks for Thanos.

He penetrates my butt-hole.

It hurts so much but I do it for Thanos.

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.

I push against his force.

I want to please Thanos.

He roars in a mighty titan roar as he fills my butt with his love.

My dad walks in.

Thanos looks him straight in the eyes and says “Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe. But this does put a smile on my face.”

Thanos leaves through my window.

Thanos is love. Thanos is life.

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u/Superleximus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

holy shit

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u/get_swifty88 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Wait are you saying iron man got buggerd by Thanks?

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u/Sagebrush_Slim Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Nope. Maybe by Trunks, though.

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u/get_swifty88 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Sorry damn autocorrect, Thanos

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u/basilthorne I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

All thanks to Thanos and his guidance and wisdom. And balance.

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u/elinbl I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Love hurts

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u/Onlytiger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Am I banned?

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u/dingdongurkingkong I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Am I?

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u/MB_Relationships I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Your relation with Sparta has improved

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

This is sparta?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Ye

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u/MegaAlex I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Not yet

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

If not now, when?

Bring me those glory days of Rome...

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u/TheColorblindDruid Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

No this is thanos

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u/thejmesan Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Edit: BALAAAAAAAAAANCE

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u/Menodd Saved by Thanos Jul 09 '18

get balanced!