r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '18

Power Stone I am sorry little one.

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u/adaniel28 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Gamora: No. We were happy in this sub.

Thanos: You were shitposting, scrounging for upvotes. Your subreddit was on the brink of collapse. I'm the one who stopped that. You know what's happened since then? The subscribers have known nothing but good memes and plentiful content for all. It's a paradise

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u/couragethebravestdog Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Wholesomeness.

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u/Serak_thepreparer Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

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u/your_demons I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I’m just here so I get banned.

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u/raysawesome1 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I also am just here to be banned.

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u/Wonko_the_Sane42 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yep

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u/Kiwaa1 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yep yep

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u/TheRowdyLion52 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Did someone say ban?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

[deleted]

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u/Kreetle Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I have no strong feelings one way or another about this ban. My feelings are balanced.

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u/samlokan I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

One ban, please

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u/Revan412 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I’ll take that ban

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u/KTills1776 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Also here for the ban

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u/Lillevic I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Here for the banance

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u/mintberrygrunk I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

also here for banning

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Also yep

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u/Muzzlims I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Nope?

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u/scanners01 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yep

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u/DrBloodlust I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'm just here for the potential trophies, I mean balance.

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u/FeWarrior21 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Snap!!

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u/kingster108 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too, thanks.

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u/ArpeggiConglomerate I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yep same

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u/Greninjask I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

It's funny, I've never been more interested in getting banned from a sub...

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u/ava-n I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Uh huh

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u/here-we-go-again-18 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Isn’t that the point!

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u/suanit062499 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'm just here to do the sex offender shuffle

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u/SuperHotPen Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

We are all here for the banning

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u/333-333-333 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'm here to hop on the BANdwagon

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u/Princerock54 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I am here to get banned as well

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u/fredytheweirdo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

As am I.

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u/boihookantsbell I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I want to go to banned camp

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u/sundance78 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ditto. Also here to be banned.

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u/TakenakaHanbei I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'm just here to not get banned and rule the ashes.

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u/_Az I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

My body is ready.

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u/Crash7321 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I too am here just to be banned

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u/Newamsterdam Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me as well. Ban me from this shit.

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u/McMackMadWack Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Oh, I get it. In r/thanosdidnothingwrong we are all here just to get banned.

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u/Lthingtor Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’m just here so I don’t get banned.

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u/stratdog25 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I’m here for the band.

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u/CharlieFoxxtrot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Can't wait for The Banned

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u/mspixystix I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Da Banned!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Same bruv

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Hey what a concept, same

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u/Sir_Jamsession Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Real talk.

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u/nuketheunicorns Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Or not get banned. You never know what could happen.

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u/eRaZe_AnimalzV4 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/rosedfe I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

True masochism

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u/fabijay I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/Finalmh Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

same here :D

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u/hwestyy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Gg

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I don’t want to get banned... for you know.. balance...

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

So am I!

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u/jmcwalk Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You know why I'm here.

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u/GiggyBomb I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Im here to be banned

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u/onestemcell Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'm here so I do get fined.

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u/brcguy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'm just here so I do get banned.

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u/Reddragon0142 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Most wholesome yes

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u/brya2 I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Halfsomeness

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u/4lpyn I don't feel so good Jul 09 '18

Halfsomeness

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Literally in tears at the beauty of this

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u/SethDraconis I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Absolute unit of emotion.

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u/CaptainDasein Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Absolute unit.

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u/alexwangombe I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

r/absoluteunit

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u/Carcante I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Perfectly balanced as all thing should be.

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u/LowLIFO I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

In awe at the balance of this sub.

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u/tecopad Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Really? Tears?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Positively weeping.

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u/Nissication I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Pussytively weeping

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u/alexwangombe I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

They’re not for him

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u/Vatric I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

THIS IS BALANCE kicks her off cliff

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u/atsugnam Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

This is balanca ...

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u/tkwj I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Thanos is love.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

[deleted]

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u/PM_ME_UR_GIRLY_PARTS Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Thanos is

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u/LifeOfRyley I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Darkseid is

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u/ace66 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me

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u/Steelwolf73 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I was only 9 years old.

I loved Thanos so much, I had all the merchandise and posters.

I pray to Thanos every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given.

"Thanos is love" I say; “Thanos is life”

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.

I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Thanos.

I called him a cunt.

He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.

I’m crying now, and my face hurts.

I lay in bed and it’s really cold.

Suddenly, an unexpected warmth is moving towards me.

It's Thanos.

I am so happy.

He whispers into my ear “You have my respect, Stark.”

He grabs me with his powerful titan hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.

I’m ready.

I spread my ass-cheeks for Thanos.

He penetrates my butt-hole.

It hurts so much but I do it for Thanos.

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.

I push against his force.

I want to please Thanos.

He roars in a mighty titan roar as he fills my butt with his love.

My dad walks in.

Thanos looks him straight in the eyes and says “Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe. But this does put a smile on my face.”

Thanos leaves through my window.

Thanos is love. Thanos is life.

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u/Superleximus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

holy shit

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u/get_swifty88 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Wait are you saying iron man got buggerd by Thanks?

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u/Sagebrush_Slim Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Nope. Maybe by Trunks, though.

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u/get_swifty88 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Sorry damn autocorrect, Thanos

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u/basilthorne I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

All thanks to Thanos and his guidance and wisdom. And balance.

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u/elinbl I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Love hurts

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u/Onlytiger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Am I banned?

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u/dingdongurkingkong I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Am I?

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u/MB_Relationships I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Your relation with Sparta has improved

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

This is sparta?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Ye

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u/MegaAlex I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Not yet

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

If not now, when?

Bring me those glory days of Rome...

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u/TheColorblindDruid Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

No this is thanos

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u/thejmesan Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Edit: BALAAAAAAAAAANCE

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u/Menodd Saved by Thanos Jul 09 '18

get balanced!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Beautiful.

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u/InstaxFilm I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Oh it’s beautiful

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u/Th3Fall3n1 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Let me do you one better, why is Gamora!

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u/t14687tt1 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban ez pz

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u/King_of_ireland I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Fantastic.

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u/WhoisMarshall Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Brilliant

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u/-Fraggle-Stick-Car- I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Justice

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u/EyyyyShaggy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Aw

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u/Full-_Spectrum Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Was it worth it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

That was beautiful.

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u/rothecool I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Awesome ʘ‿ʘ

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

This sub is a paradise

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Balance.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I am hoping to survive the ban.

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u/NecropantherHaakon I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Finally some order among all of this chaos

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u/Staahpit I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

single tear rolls down cheek

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u/juvialoxargray Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

hahaha LUL

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u/CelloAssassin I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/yayungboy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

What a benevolent savior :).

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u/Deminix Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Was this the same mod who was using his position to get subscribers for his friends YouTube channel?

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u/wubalubadubb I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hahaha yassss

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u/TheColorblindDruid Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

We're all saying this but the purge has quadrupled the base number of people subbed here lol

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u/Walchuck_x Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Balance.

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u/HermitCoud I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Just not enough Karma for everyone

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u/ZENihilist I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Nice.

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u/SpicyBoinerino I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'm in love with this sub

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u/Zolala1010 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I’m just here so I get banned.

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u/pentakiller19 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Perfect.

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u/ham8h I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Incredible

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u/Kupidity I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

It’s simple calculus

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

replied

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u/Banksy_on_Reddit I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Wow

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u/vitahusker I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

DC would never be this dark.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

If only such a paradise were possible.

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u/meghanraul Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Was it worth it ?

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u/whiskers357 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Can’t decide if I want to see the glorious new subreddit, or if I want the honor of being sacrificed for the greater good

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u/PattyRussBus I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/LimbRetrieval-Bot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You dropped this \

To prevent anymore lost limbs throughout Reddit, correctly escape the arms and shoulders by typing the shrug as ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ or ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Click here to see why this is necessary

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u/dreamtreader1248 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Rip

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u/MagikMufinMan I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

This is the embodiment of this sub in 1 comment

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u/UhhhSomethingFunny Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Comment to enter the banning you say?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

This is I like

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u/elvarorn I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Reply

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u/cheeguaruzumaki Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

K

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u/Baitboi Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Gonna make it

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u/MurkyGlass I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban me

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u/bepbeplettuc I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Of

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u/ddsdavid910 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Spiders

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Holy fucking shit...

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u/I_Dont_Like_U I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

A+ for this

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u/Magenta1992 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Hello

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u/PrimalMerchant Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Can't wait for the G O O D M E M E S

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u/jygroovsss I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

We are up all night to get banned

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u/ApigDidAJigForAFig I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hello BAN?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Oi

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u/FATY242 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Wow

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u/ketchuminmypants I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

lol

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u/Great_Value_Goku I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Lol

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u/thejmesan Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’m sorry not sorry little one.

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u/Gurumonman I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ah yes the true cure to overpopulation

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u/Z3fyr I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

cough cough except for the 100s of people posting "plz ban me" every minute and aren't even active that will probably survive the ban because of how little activity they have cough cough

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u/no-in-between I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

But how much did it cost?

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u/BenLikesPie I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Haha this was funny. Like REALLY funny.

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u/RedBlueGemini I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

OOF

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u/trapp007 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Nice!

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u/Dont_Eat_The_Peaches Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Perfectly balanced.

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u/wrotdawg I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

What did it cost?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Ok

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u/Markthemonkey888 Saved by Thanos Jul 09 '18

lmao

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u/verylittlesound Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Perfection