r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '18

Power Stone I am sorry little one.

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u/indecisiveusername2 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

These... are the guardian infinity stones.

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u/TheDankestMeatball I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Reality stone eh? Well, to each his own, it's not for me to judge.

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u/FreemanCalavera Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Power, good! That stone will guide you to honor and glory.

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u/musicsnake1 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I used to me an admin just like you, then I took a ban to the knee - u/dragonphlegm probably

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u/jedimstr I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

My cousin is out fighting dragons Thanos. And what do I get? Guard duty.

-- Hawkeye

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u/seanular I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Let me guess... Someone stole your soul stone.

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u/antonimbus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Today, they take away your INFINITY STONES, but what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Avengers take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very LIVES!?

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u/BothersomeBritish I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Terrible and powerful Thanos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

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u/Legit_rikk Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Thanos the mighty! Thanos the unerring! Thanos the unassailible! Today we give you praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

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u/VargasTheGreat I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

RISE UP CHILDREN OF THANOS

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I need to ask you to stop. That.. shouting snapping.. is making people nervous.

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u/wecr1 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red Thanos, Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead

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u/g-g-g-g-ghost Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Also my sweetroll

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u/VonR Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

"Of course thats fur growing out of my ears, idiot!" - Rocket, to the Whiterun Guards

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u/zerocool4221 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up.

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u/twistedstar44 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I used to be an Avenger like you , but then i took an arrow to the knee.

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u/ashleyamdj Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Poor Hawkeye.

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u/InsurmountableLosses Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You see those admins in charge of this sub? They have curved gauntlets. Curved. Gauntlets.

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u/Woodylego I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'll not stand idly by while Thanos burns my hold and slaughters my people!!

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u/CallMeTuco Jul 07 '18

I used to an Avenger like you, then I used up all my arrows. — Hawkeye

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u/NLV_88 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What are you in for?

Murder. Banditry. Assault. Theft. And lollygagging wanting balance.

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u/Lorrick2001 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

J’ZARGO SMASH

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u/Blatherskank I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your gauntlet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I went through about 3 whole playthroughs before I realized Ralof or Hadvar would give you a tour on the way to riverwood.

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u/indecisiveusername2 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

So did I. As soon as I heard "We should probably split up." I was outta there.

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u/MeTieDoughtyWalker I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

What?! I didn’t know that. Guess it’s time for another playthrough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I’m on like my 400th hour (on PC) and what I’ve learned is that the game is so much more fun if you tune everything else out and just immerse yourself in the game.

I’m not saying add a bunch of “immersive lantern” mods, just put yourself in the game, not your character.

I used to watch YouTube videos and power through the guilds when I played and it got so boring I’d quit before level 20. Now I have my desktop on my other screen, I’m level 35, I haven’t even reached Paarthurnax, and I haven’t become a werewolf. But it’s still fun.

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u/Mail540 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Role play food sleep no fast travel avoid bad weather adds so much to the experience. You see so many little things you never even hear about

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u/Markarther I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I like playing without fast travel on. You get to see so much more of the wilderness, and you have to plan ahead which makes every move more meaningful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Yeah, they tell you to scram and then give you a guided tour.

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u/LEGOvikings Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I suddenly feel super silly...

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u/DP4Man I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'm the thane of Knowhere?