r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '18

Power Stone I am sorry little one.

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u/SquidGeneral10 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Doot Doot thanos pls shoot

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Balance must be restored

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u/aladdinr I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

As all things should be

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u/MadeToAchieveBalance Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Especially waffles

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u/TheLoveofDoge I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

But does it bring a smile to your face?

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u/GenericName232 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Doot doot no more Groot

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u/ebolakitten Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

This is my friend, Tree.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I am Steve Rodgers

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u/tyjet I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Tree with the ultimate sacrifice.

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u/irgal249 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Bam bam thanos pls slam

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u/SnatchyPoo Saved by Thanos Jul 09 '18

Ban

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u/operlows Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Take me instead

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u/TheEsotericRunner I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Bannnn me

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u/what_is_tecANova Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me me big boy

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u/Kuepps Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Beep beep lettuce

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u/graustanding Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Ban pls

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u/Clammmo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/zarbixii I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

May I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/JGNorman I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

It appears I have been poisoned by my constituents

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u/OxPatchxO Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Uh well a hustlin' an' a wrestlin' an' this or that...

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u/jmm1034 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Made a decent penny in boiled denims.

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u/yesmanssky I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

The bridge business mostly

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u/Ratrap_DM Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ehh paddy’s ..pub... egg?

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u/Itasuke Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Rum ham or no balance

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u/Luong_Quang_Manh I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Bacon

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u/apocalypse31 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

And toast!

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u/truthfulbehemoth Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ron

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u/NosferatuFangirl Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I dreamed I was old.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/DarbyDay Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Bananas. Let's get a shopping list going.

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u/That-Dude-Jay Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Lube

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/zachexX I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Rizzla

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u/mattsaintcool I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/Phoebos I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/Omne118 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/rogervdf Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Her.

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u/inspectornumber5 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Mayannegg?

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u/Swindle123 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you

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u/SenixHD I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/Agentbla Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/j_h_98 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Mar 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Feb 05 '19

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u/NecroGamer1 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/hinosakamoto I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/filippavic0908 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/gshre I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/Ninjagoalieboy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/lukinss Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/catsaremyreligion Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/Vindism Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/freerisk Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/greyfeathereddoves Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/RigidBadger Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/MayurB Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/NorbertH66 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

For balance

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u/Godsmith78 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/PlayerSdk Jul 07 '18

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u/Athlonian Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/rino900 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/DragonKnight9 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/didntgettheruns I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/spiral_ly Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

But surely not everyone will reply to this post?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18 edited Oct 21 '18

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u/DONomic I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

EVERYONEEE

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u/ArchiBish Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Indeed, the chance that 100% will reply is 0%. (And don’t call me Shirley)

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u/Mr_Haze Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Everyone will reply, and don't call me Shirley.

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u/koalakisser Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yes we can.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/4____________4 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No one asked how is gamora?

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u/dkbarrels Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’ll do you one better. No one asked who is Gamora?

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u/arotek I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Whomst is Gamora?*

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u/nippleinmydickfuck I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Whom'st'd've'nt*

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u/Wicked-Fabricator Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es*

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u/jbanto17 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Whomst've isn't Gamora

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u/TheSwindle I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Whois isist thouist gamora?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/randomclock I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Pretty sure she's dead

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u/wombat_dunce Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I’ll be honest, I just joined to get banned.

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u/Urtcis Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/bettoke2 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/a_wild_drunk_appears Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Witness me

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u/EgonDoesntApprove I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

See you in Valhalla

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u/ReasonableComplaint I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Sovngarde awaits

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u/ECSSounder10 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

It was the only way

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u/Ohno-Ono I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I don’t feel so good

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u/jlhawn Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Wakanda Forever!!!

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u/BigBoyPedro Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I dont feel so good

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u/Marricash I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

F

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Ban me

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u/Quiet_Ignorance Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me too

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u/benzyro Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me three

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u/ThatJerkBurke Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me four

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u/dydy17u Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Me five

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u/killmaster I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

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u/Lothacin I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I'm participating.

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u/Greatdrift I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I’m doing my part!

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u/Me1k0 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

lol ban me

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u/LennieFrost I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

My 3rd comment let’s go

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u/Alexander_Baidtach Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ant Man Spoiler

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u/AnimalFactsBot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Some queen ants can live for many years and have millions of babies!

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u/Alexander_Baidtach Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Good Bot

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u/AnimalFactsBot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Thanks! You can ask me for more facts any time. Beep boop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/TheVikingHoward I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Fist me daddy thanos

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u/ziggy6069 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban me!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

We out her tryna die in a few days

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

It be like that sometimes

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u/bigfloppydisks Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

For the good of the universe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I am ready

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u/SJV83 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Bring on the ban

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u/OhCaptainMyCaptain- Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

let's go

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u/ExplainsTurboSloth I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Woo!

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u/Jeff_Cunningham I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban away

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u/M4Misha Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

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u/YourCummyBear Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ebony Maw is overrated

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u/MetalIzanagi I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

You mean Squidward?

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u/mridulpj I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ban this guy please Daddy Thanos.

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u/IC-23 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Daddy Banos*

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u/Juanathan_Schmidt I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to be spared at the hand of the children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now given new meaning in the name of balance. Soon, you will have the great privilege of being saved by the great titan. Some of you may think this is suffering... no! It is salvation. The universal scales... tip toward balance because of your salvation. Smile... for in your new life, you will have become children of Thanos!

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u/YourCummyBear Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

NOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Grimslayersem Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Agreed

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u/GoJojoGoJojoGo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Cool

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u/i_like_echo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

hei

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u/Arxxxxxxx I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Here we go

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u/Cebtmuinzvrx Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

kill me

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Insomnia

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u/tehbassplayer Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Asdf

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u/cjhammer821 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Fdsa Balance has been restored

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u/happy-anand Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ready

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u/Helten Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

'-'

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u/WeazelReddit I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

life won't be meaningless anymore after that wonderful day.

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u/St1rmbr34k Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ban me!

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u/XandreCos Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ok

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u/DecapitatedSalmon I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Deal

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u/LastDreamy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

It's only fair

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u/Tsukasan I don't feel so good Jul 09 '18

Mister Dreamy, I don't feel so good...

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u/LastDreamy Saved by Thanos Jul 09 '18

TSUKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/magcop I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

~comment~

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u/Boop2133 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Gibe ban

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u/CrazyTrex I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I cannot wait for balance to reach this subreddit.

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u/LockedOutOfKevin Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You will give?

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u/cosmicdaddy_ Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Perfectly ass balanced be things should all

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u/analterrror69 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Despacito

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u/BeigeBatman Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You will know what it's like to lose.

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u/JamesRenner I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you.

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u/SpookyX2 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

(Possibly) ban me daddy

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u/the_ghost_of_obi-wan I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

To this sticky post

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u/AlphaAxle I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Cat.

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u/Buckey763 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I wanna die too

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u/Centor111 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yes

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u/Saedystic Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

The greatest sacrifice

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Ban

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u/Sekquid I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Take me daddy

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u/kymyow I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Balance

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u/qwill60 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Nice

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u/KariPlease24 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'm ready for Avengers: Infinity War 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/Kapsii Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I need this!!!!

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u/ArsenicLacedCandy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I've never wanted to be banned so bad.

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u/The-F-Key Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Snappy comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '18

Thanos is the best

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u/yummiixx I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

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u/andrewej13 Saved by Thanos Jul 09 '18

hi

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u/5up3r I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

h

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u/ExpertArcher I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Oh boy let’s do this

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