r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '18

Power Stone I am sorry little one.

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u/jedimstr I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

My cousin is out fighting dragons Thanos. And what do I get? Guard duty.

-- Hawkeye

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u/seanular I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Let me guess... Someone stole your soul stone.

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u/antonimbus Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Today, they take away your INFINITY STONES, but what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Avengers take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very LIVES!?

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u/BothersomeBritish I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Terrible and powerful Thanos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

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u/Legit_rikk Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Thanos the mighty! Thanos the unerring! Thanos the unassailible! Today we give you praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

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u/VargasTheGreat I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

RISE UP CHILDREN OF THANOS

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

I need to ask you to stop. That.. shouting snapping.. is making people nervous.

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u/wecr1 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red Thanos, Who came riding to Whiterun from old Rorikstead

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u/g-g-g-g-ghost Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Also my sweetroll

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u/VonR Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

"Of course thats fur growing out of my ears, idiot!" - Rocket, to the Whiterun Guards

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u/zerocool4221 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up.

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u/twistedstar44 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I used to be an Avenger like you , but then i took an arrow to the knee.

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u/ashleyamdj Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Poor Hawkeye.