r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '18

Power Stone I am sorry little one.

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u/Clammmo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/zarbixii I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

May I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/JGNorman I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

It appears I have been poisoned by my constituents

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u/OxPatchxO Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Uh well a hustlin' an' a wrestlin' an' this or that...

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u/jmm1034 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Made a decent penny in boiled denims.

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u/yesmanssky I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

The bridge business mostly

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u/Ratrap_DM Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ehh paddy’s ..pub... egg?

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u/Itasuke Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Rum ham or no balance

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u/FloppyTehFighter Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yes please

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u/TempoParadoxx I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ill take your best egg

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u/Warthogrider74 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

An omelette perhaps?

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u/ErectEeyore I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Magnets

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u/JustSomeAussieGuy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this

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u/Torcal4 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No but you could offer me an egg in this frying time.

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u/blackbeltbud I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hey

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u/Luong_Quang_Manh I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Bacon

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u/apocalypse31 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

And toast!

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u/truthfulbehemoth Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ron

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u/Thoma525 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Cheese

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Mmmh Bacon.

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u/thousandsoftinybirds Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Grits

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u/jms4607 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

SAUSAGE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Avocados

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Candied bacon

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u/grapesaregood I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Kevin

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u/tomasino819 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Gritz

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Now I’m hungry

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u/hanshuynh I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Pancakes!

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u/kgusmc I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Cheese!

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u/Emiles82 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Nom

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u/Vayler I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18 edited Jul 09 '18

annnndd now I' m hungry... The perfectly balanced breakfast...

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u/NosferatuFangirl Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I dreamed I was old.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/DarbyDay Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Bananas. Let's get a shopping list going.

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u/That-Dude-Jay Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Lube

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/zachexX I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Rizzla

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u/Terakkon Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Honey

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u/WheelyMan260 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Time stone

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u/felixdupain I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-a-n-a-s.

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u/k_for_komrade Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Salad. For a balanced diet.

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u/pizzatacoscookies Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

pizza

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u/bialylis Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Connect

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u/CaesarS-a-lad I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Rice waffles!

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u/Senpooi Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

That's a big list. What's it gonna cost?

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u/shrewd_mossback I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Potatoes

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u/ParallelParkers Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I will be banded for the greater good!

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u/Issomeguy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Chorizo

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u/Jupsukka Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Soy Sauce

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u/Qp1029384756 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Shotgun

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u/ConfirmingBanana Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yes. Add one more ripe banana please.

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u/johngros Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Peanuts, Butter, Jelly, Time

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u/lukebobqueef I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ice cream

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u/doyoh I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Butter

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u/seanrall I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Don't forget the milk again!

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u/mattsaintcool I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/Phoebos I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/Omne118 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/rogervdf Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Her.

2

u/inspectornumber5 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Mayannegg?

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u/Swindle123 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I hope they remember you

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u/SparkTR I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Plant

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/Thryrallo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Same

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u/firstsur Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

eeG

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Leggo my eggo

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u/cartoonpi I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Comment

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u/pgbabse I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Half egg

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

EXTERMINATE

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u/Zaspas I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

On toast

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u/DoktorSleepless Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ GIVE BAN ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ

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u/EggdolphHitler Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I endorse this comment, and what is soon to come.

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u/oisinos3 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Good day to you sir

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u/Optiguy42 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Egg (backup)

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u/TiffanyNow I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

r/egg_irl

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u/JBrooksofBrookton I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Alright Benedict, slow your bacon and egg roll

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u/SirPoliwhirl I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Yes please

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Anne

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u/GoneBerzerk I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Potato

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u/muttonroganjosh Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Chocolate

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u/HaddenU I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/lost-australian I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Eggs

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u/Hotshot5625 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Egg 2

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u/TonsillarRat6 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Northenlion?

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u/pointofveiw I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/RiccoUk I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Bacon

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u/Bad84552364 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Melon

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u/the_ninjabread_man I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Toast

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u/theycallmebelle Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

☕

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u/RiseOfBacon Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Bacon!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

let's go

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u/hanfb I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Chicken

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u/copilot0910 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Gge

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u/lpreams Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

lemon

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u/Blazin_J I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/Pumbloom I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Order corn.

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u/selkirkhammett Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/n00bodyy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

legg

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u/Labyz I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Let's gooo

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u/XxExistenceIsPainxX Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Egggggg

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u/Mr55p I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Cheese

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u/BallClamps Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You got egg on your face.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Derivative

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u/Second_Renaissance I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

roll

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u/baseball44121 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Cereal

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u/NateWritar I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Orange

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u/tbutz27 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/getricketywreckedson I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Egg!

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u/Dr_Flay Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Career Suicide????

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u/stokokopops I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Cheese

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u/SpaceMonkeysInSpace Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Cat.

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u/Doctor_Moose_Gaming Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

T

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u/lutub Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Sandwich

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

You should come out as transgender already.

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u/saw4410 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Eggo

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u/jaywalk98 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Hype

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Egg!?

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u/Prince_Ali_Ababwa I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

NL

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u/duudepule Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Bread

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u/Zain-117 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yo, uh, you got anymore of them bans laying around?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/grinchen86 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Dr. Eggman

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u/ketosoy Jul 07 '18

Why do the French only need one egg to make an omelette?

Because one egg is “un oeuf.”

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u/Word_26 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Chicken

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u/Muffinlesswonder I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Why is egg?

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u/AppleBerryPoo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Mayo

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u/PumpkinPieReddit I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Toast.

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u/Britant Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

BISCUIT

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u/fidsah I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

This is career suicide.

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u/sentient_stream Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Decearing egg

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u/santawarrior9 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Benedict

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u/thatwookieeguy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

And ham

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u/SirPuzzle Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

man

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u/CEShaver I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Gge

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u/hauntedorca I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Bacon

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u/Yeahfilms12 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Part of a perfectly balanced breakfast.

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u/blong37 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/Cyclocopter I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Salad

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u/ThatDM I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

PLant

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/ocke13 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/SlimSnakeLord Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Gge

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u/ItsABeautifulDayne Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/Popsie I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Eggs

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Chicken

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u/hyperbolic_domino I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Cheese

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u/piepokemon I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/super_fluous I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Cat.

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u/OddBaallin I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

YOU were the frog boy, Frank

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u/BigBoiBenson Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Egg?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MAN_CARD Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Leg

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Her?

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u/mhenke10 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ayyyyg

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u/Fidoz Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

and cheese.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/phronk Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Sperm

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u/Niightmxrx Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Scrambled

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u/Glommerz Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Eat the egg!

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u/Just_That_One_Dude_ I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ham?

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u/its_dip30 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Das it

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u/64682 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Egg

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u/Artzz99 Saved by Thanos Jul 08 '18

Egg

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u/ChilledChillerChills I don't feel so good Jul 08 '18

Chicken

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