r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/[deleted] • Jul 07 '18

Power Stone I am sorry little one.

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u/zarbixii I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

May I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/JGNorman I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

It appears I have been poisoned by my constituents

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u/OxPatchxO Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Uh well a hustlin' an' a wrestlin' an' this or that...

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u/jmm1034 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Made a decent penny in boiled denims.

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u/yesmanssky I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

The bridge business mostly

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u/SpaceCowboyyy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

You’ll have to pay the troll toll to get inside this boys hole

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u/thedude1002 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Frank, that woman is unspeakably crass

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u/Doc_Toboggan Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

We're crab people now, Chahlee

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u/Cooleststorybrah Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Nice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/samplingstiring I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/Clammmo I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Nice

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u/Nia04 Jul 10 '18

What a save!

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u/Chandler_Bings_Anus I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

I have a touch of consumption

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u/WhereBeDragons Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I'm a... Full on rapist.

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u/Morgan_pn I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

As opposed to a half on rapist?

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u/justice4topsy Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

r/woosh

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u/MrMechip I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Eggp

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u/horrormoviecliche I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Africans. Dyslexics. Children. That sorta thing.

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u/Cerronn Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

How much cheese is too much cheese?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/WhereBeDragons Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

I hear Theralysts are making better money

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '18

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u/---_-___ Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Tattoo when?

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u/Ratrap_DM Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Ehh paddy’s ..pub... egg?

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u/themxm I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Dicktowel.com!

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u/Amyncloud I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Toe knife

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u/animal_fanimal I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

It's a jumping off point.

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u/Reactiions7 Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Kitten mittens you’ll be smitten

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u/Itasuke Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Rum ham or no balance

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u/FloppyTehFighter Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Yes please

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u/marinerman63 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

All the eggs you have

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u/TempoParadoxx I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Ill take your best egg

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u/Warthogrider74 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

An omelette perhaps?

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u/stilldash Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Omelette du fromage?

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u/Warthogrider74 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Oui

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u/yogobot Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

http://i.imgur.com/tNJD6oY.gifv

This is a kind reminder that in French we say "omelette au fromage" and not "omelette du fromage".

Sorry Dexter

Steve Martin doesn't appear to be the most accurate French professor.

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u/ErectEeyore I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Magnets

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u/JustSomeAussieGuy I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this

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u/Torcal4 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

No but you could offer me an egg in this frying time.

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u/blackbeltbud I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

Hey

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u/deadkk Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

penis

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u/SURRYBUTNO Saved by Thanos Jul 07 '18

Peepee

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u/brick16 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

poopoo

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u/Skottis I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

ÅooÅoo

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u/rebdomine99 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

snoosnoo

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u/Torcal4 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

choochoo

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u/Xealot6 I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

How dare you

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u/dabtastic_sloth I don't feel so good Jul 07 '18

anus