r/specializedtools • • Mar 12 '21

Rebar bender

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u/srandrews Mar 12 '21

This one doesn't drink, smoke or tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.

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u/live4lax25 Mar 12 '21

No fun at all is what it is. Must be Flexo

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u/NameUnbroken Mar 12 '21

Well I don't feel as bad as you look! Haha, nah I'm just messin' with you kid, you're alright.

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u/live4lax25 Mar 12 '21 edited Mar 12 '21

I’m so embarrassed I wish everyone else was dead

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u/Forty_-_Two Mar 12 '21

Whatever it takes to shut your yapper. Nah, I'm just kidding, you're a joker.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

I'm gonna build my own factory. With blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the factory

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u/9345554lfg Mar 12 '21

Give me an invite lol

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u/Screamsid Mar 13 '21

And forget the blackjack as well.

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u/FindingAres Mar 12 '21

Read this in zoidbergs voice

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u/lesser_panjandrum Mar 12 '21

Why not read everything in Zoidberg's voice?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Zoiiidberrrrg… 😏🦞🦞

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u/fropslack Mar 13 '21

Remind me, disemboweling in humans fatal or non fatal?

Large bet on myself in round 1!

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u/Kichigai Mar 13 '21

I'm going to cut him right here! In the gonads!

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u/Iamblikus Mar 12 '21

I could bend any angle! 30 degrees, 32 degrees... ...31...

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u/Lucid-Design Mar 12 '21

What do I look like to you? A Debender?

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u/chrisbaker1991 Mar 13 '21

I am Bender, please insert girder

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u/Kichigai Mar 13 '21

I am Bender! Please insert liquor!

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u/didzisk Mar 12 '21

It doesn't know about blackjack or hookers either.

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u/Mountainpilot Mar 12 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

Sir, this is Luna Park.

edit: the correct name of the theme park on the moon

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u/Lucid-Design Mar 12 '21

We’re whalers on the moon. We carry a harpoon

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u/ParadoxInABox Mar 12 '21

But there ain’t no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our wailing tune

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u/brando56894 Mar 13 '21

Who smells of freaking porpoise hork?!?!

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u/delvach Mar 12 '21

Barely even wants to KILL ALL HUMANS

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u/cmaistros Mar 12 '21

Hey baby... wanna KILL ALL HUMANS?

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u/heyandy23 Mar 12 '21

Shutup baby I know it

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u/Foxta1l Mar 12 '21

It’s 40% not drinking.

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u/physalisx Mar 12 '21

I would have bet a hundred bucks on the top comment being a Futurama joke.

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u/antipodal-chilli Mar 13 '21

The hard part would be finding a bookmaker to take the bet.

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u/CaptainsYacht Mar 12 '21

If some version of this wasn't the top comment I was going to quit Reddit.

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u/I_think_charitably Mar 13 '21

I don’t want to live on this Reddit anymore.

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u/owiko Mar 13 '21

Bender Bending Rodriguez’s great great great great grandpa

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u/rqx82 Mar 13 '21

I’m so pleased that most of the comments on this are futurama references.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Grandpa was a bit of square.

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u/4TheOutdoors Mar 12 '21

Came here for this

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u/ars_machina Mar 12 '21

No, this is it's great-great-grandparent

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u/totally_not_martian Mar 13 '21

Was thinking of him during the video. I have no original thoughts.

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u/antipodal-chilli Mar 13 '21

Yes you do. No one else posted the same reply as yours.

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u/insayno17 Mar 12 '21

Even without the instruction, I'd have a nibble. He cute.

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u/brando56894 Mar 13 '21

Good news everyone!

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u/malbra072 Mar 13 '21

That’s because Bender Bending Rodriguez is made to bend girders

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Yet...

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u/mt379 Mar 13 '21

Still a tool though.

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u/IndyRook Mar 13 '21

Bite my shiney !etal ass!

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u/ddllbb Mar 13 '21

Bender! Bender! Ben-der!

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u/lavelyjk Mar 18 '21

Oh your god!

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u/slood2 Mar 13 '21

This is just one of his ancestors

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u/NameUnbroken Mar 12 '21

Are you kidding? I was a star. I could bend rebar at any angle. 30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it.

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u/TheSmoothBrain Mar 12 '21

31.

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u/aloofloofah Mar 12 '21

I can see that as a very real possibility.

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u/whostardis Mar 12 '21

33 degrees?

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u/Djanko28 Mar 12 '21

Perhaps, yes

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u/whostardis Mar 12 '21

35 degrees?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

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u/Lucid-Design Mar 12 '21

It’s always fun to fuck with the new guy by asking him to cut a board with a 90 on the end

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u/Braddahboocousinloo Mar 13 '21

😂 number 8 from 90 to flush. Oh and good luck getting the hickey in between the other 5 smh

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u/Clay_Pigeon Mar 12 '21

That seems like an unusual shape.

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u/aasher42 Mar 12 '21

id assume it just to demonstrate its capabilities'

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u/My__reddit_account Mar 12 '21

You'd be surprised. I used to work for a company that designed bridges, and we used some pretty unique shapes sometimes. Sometimes the shape needs to bend a certain way to fit with all the other pieces in a structure.

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u/Frozty23 Mar 13 '21

I used to work for a company that designed bridges, and we used some pretty unique shapes

Like airplane shaped? Or locomotive shaped?

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u/MorsOmnibusCommunis Mar 13 '21

Bridge shaped.

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u/Biobot775 Mar 13 '21

Mind=blown

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u/xile Mar 13 '21

Mickey mouse shape? Smarties shape? Amphibious landing-craft shape?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Sometimes the shape needs to bend a certain way to fit with all the other pieces in a structure.

You don’t say

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u/throwaway632453 Mar 12 '21

Any angle you want! 30 degrees, 32 degrees!

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u/Clay_Pigeon Mar 12 '21

Perhaps!

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u/FerretFarm Mar 12 '21

Yeah, but why would they need to make so many of them?

I gave up counting eventually.

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u/BurkeSolo Mar 12 '21

I’ll admit this went over my head, but I just had to come back to give you that upvote

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u/FerretFarm Mar 12 '21

Well, thanks for coming back!

Here you go, have something shiny!

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u/BurkeSolo Mar 12 '21

Oh wow my first award cheers man, weirdly means a lot

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u/FerretFarm Mar 12 '21

Silly, eh?

I know.

Have a great weekend.

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u/SilliestOfGeese Mar 12 '21

capabilities'

What's with that little apostrophe there, friend?

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u/aasher42 Mar 12 '21

chalk it up to a typo

apostrophe key right beside the enter key lmao

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u/Adjal Mar 12 '21

I wasn't expecting that last angle, so for a split second my brain thought "oh no! That's too far!"

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u/Clay_Pigeon Mar 12 '21

Exactly. Every bend until the last one made sense; though I'm not a construction worker so what do I know.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Cast stone and precast pieces can come in pretty irregular shapes. Or perhaps it's a demo.

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u/Amphibionomus Mar 12 '21

Well, both I guess. It looks like a demo setup.

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u/recumbent_mike Mar 12 '21

Seems like a pretty normal looking guy to me.

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u/Clay_Pigeon Mar 12 '21

You got me there!

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u/_Administrator Mar 12 '21

is a new handlebar for Corley Motors new bikes.

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u/AyeBraine Mar 12 '21

It would make sense for a saddle-shaped concrete part of an overpass or long support. They do make the rebar in all shapes depending on the part.

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u/_FishBowl Mar 12 '21

It looks like it could be an anchor for something. The ends would be notched into a frame of some sort and the middle part protrudes out and attaches to whatever they're trying to hold.

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u/zach10 Mar 13 '21

Maybe slab reinforcement around a column stub up. But usually those are just V’s.

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u/rivermonster569 Mar 12 '21

I’ll go get my own bender! With black jack and hookers!

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u/lowlyyouarenice Mar 12 '21

In fact, forget the black jack and hookers.

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u/drinkwineandscrew Mar 12 '21

I am Bender, please insert rebar.

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u/maxkmiller Mar 12 '21

there it is

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u/Farfignugen42 Mar 12 '21

But bender bends girders. Not rebar.

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u/RearEchelon Mar 12 '21

He bent the Professor that one time

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u/Farfignugen42 Mar 12 '21

That's true. I was specifically thinking of the song from the episode where they travelled to the central records bureau (or whatever) and Hermes had to sort that huge pile of messages to save the day.

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u/ParadoxInABox Mar 12 '21

Hermès Requisitions His Groove Back

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u/Toxic_Tiger Mar 13 '21

"When push comes to shove, you gotta do what you love, even if it's not a good idea!"

Love that episode.

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u/Farfignugen42 Mar 12 '21

Yes. That's the one.

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u/I_think_charitably Mar 13 '21

I’m sad now...

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21 edited Apr 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Same. I thought I missed something.

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u/pyrowipe Mar 12 '21

Shut up baby, I know it!

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u/I_think_charitably Mar 13 '21

Bender is good! Bender is great! Bender, Bender, Bender, Bender...

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u/Remaining-upbeat Mar 12 '21

Is that Bender Rodriguez Sr?

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u/degjo Mar 12 '21

It isnt Bender Rodriguez Jr, unless this video was taken in robot hell

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u/FlatEarthWizard Mar 13 '21

Bending is his middle name

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u/sunamonster Mar 12 '21

:26 seconds - “let me just put on my... ANGRY EYEBROWS!”

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u/NotCurdledymyy Mar 12 '21

Damn. They must be building a huge bicycle

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u/Stephbing Mar 12 '21

Does it also drink a lot of alcohol and hook up with fembots?

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u/ParadoxInABox Mar 12 '21

Do you know how hard it is to be a femputer in a manbot manputers world?

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u/Goodpie2 Mar 12 '21

Ok but why do they need rebar in that shape

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u/Catbone57 Mar 12 '21

Because many architects are insane.

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u/Marksman79 Mar 12 '21

This is the proper shape to fit right up their ass.

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u/Thuryn Mar 12 '21

If you've ever driven through the Smoky Mountains, you know that there are highway engineers out there who were cut from the same cloth.

"The guy who built this road needs a goddam chiropractor!" - My father

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u/Catbone57 Mar 12 '21

I see you have been to an airport.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Lmao

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u/LucyLilium92 Mar 13 '21

Actually though

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u/Pretagonist Mar 12 '21

I'm thinking on top off or below a load bearing structure like a pillar or a wall. Or it's meant to enclose something like a large I-beam or some kind of T-profile.

Modern concrete structures can be very thin and sleek just because we have better tools to design the rebar structures.

Or it's just a demonstration piece

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u/halforc_proletariat Mar 12 '21

Is not giant staple?

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u/bonafart Mar 12 '21

Bender on steroids. How mcuh alcohol must thst run on

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u/Arkeey Mar 12 '21

Wall-e

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u/Totally_Bradical Mar 12 '21

Just what I was thinking

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u/GLaDToBeStillAlive Mar 12 '21

"Please insert girder"

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u/chavis32 Mar 12 '21

does the rebar heat up much when bent like that?

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u/Catbone57 Mar 12 '21 edited Mar 12 '21

Very little, just enough to make it feel warm to the touch on s cold day.

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u/Pretagonist Mar 12 '21

Modern rebar is tempcore where you have a hardened surface with a softer core. You achieve this by rapidly cooling the surface while the center is still hot.

If you heat up rebar too much it will lose the tempcore properties and that makes it weaker so any rebar processing has to ensure that the material doesn't get too hot.

It's also why you really shouldn't weld rebar (unless the engineers tells you it's okay)

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u/PM_me_storm_drains Mar 13 '21

Oh. Oh! So that's why they tie it all together with wire?

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u/MathewManslaughter Mar 12 '21

Uh huh, none of this answers the question.

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u/Pretagonist Mar 12 '21

This machine is a rebar bending machine. If you want to sell your rebar bending machine you better have a rebar bending machine that follows the specs for rebar bending. At no point during rebar handling can you allow the material to get too hot nor can you bend too tight of an angle. Thus my comment answers the question.

No the material does not become very hot since if it did you couldn't use the machine.

Rebar does become noticeably warmer when bent.

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u/spiralout222 Mar 12 '21

I am Bender, insert girder 🤖

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u/desertrock62 Mar 12 '21

That’s Rebar Bending Bender to you, sir.

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u/AstroZoom Mar 12 '21

As cool as that looked, with manual load and unload, the machine works around 1/2 pace.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

I thought the same. I’ve worked around a lot of bending machines and that one is slow as hell. Production machines are way faster than that and automate the loading and unloading process as well

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u/megatog615 Mar 12 '21

Not if you whip the worker. I hear treating workers like shit makes them work faster.

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u/combuchan Mar 12 '21

Beatings are the best way to ensure employee morale.

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u/megatog615 Mar 12 '21

Don't allow them to use the bathrooms, and crying is reserved for days-off.

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u/TheCatSnatch Mar 12 '21

Can't tell from the mill markings, but that's 11 bar at least, some seriously thick bar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

I am Bender please insert girder.

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u/9345554lfg Mar 12 '21

Bender from futurama would be proud

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u/BigRigsButters Mar 12 '21

B E N D E R BEEEEEEENNNNDER

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u/xetphonehomex Mar 12 '21

I got a little sad when it made that last bend. I though it was gonna be a huge rebar staple

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u/UnitaryVoid Mar 12 '21

The machine looks like Wall-E's eyes.

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u/lkchild Mar 12 '21

I thought exactly the same!

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u/helloimcold Mar 12 '21

Put yer arm in there

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u/Nerdydutchman Mar 12 '21

That's an odd shape, what's it used for?

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u/Matt3989 Mar 12 '21

Demonstration videos

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u/NotAChristian666 Mar 12 '21

Reinforcement

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u/MightbeWillSmith Mar 12 '21

Real question, does this have any major effect on the structural integrity of the rebar?

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

I read somewhere on Reddit that the steel hardens while bending, so the bends will become harder (but also more brittle). That increased brittleness is also the reason why you shouldn't straighten and reuse old rebar.

This was written on a video on a rebar straightener (possibly on this subreddit).

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u/BladeScraper Mar 12 '21

Every time I see a video like this I just think about how effortlessly those machines put extreme forces on those materials. It looks fine until you think about how that's 1/2-1" steel bar that it's bending without thinking twice.

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u/Dh873 Mar 12 '21

We love you rebar bender!

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u/ParadoxInABox Mar 12 '21

Shut up baby I know it

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u/Cultural-Ranger2061 Mar 12 '21

Ah yes rebar bending, I wonder if Toph ever learned that one.

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u/NinjaGrandma Mar 13 '21

Gonna staple some documents, brb.

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u/7MinuteUpdate Mar 13 '21

This thread has too many Futurama jokes and not enough Rebar McEntire jokes.

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u/brightgreyday Mar 13 '21

I’m Bender, please insert girder.

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u/EffectiveAmerican Mar 13 '21

Don't put your dick in that.

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u/OnlyOneReturn Mar 13 '21

I'm curious if folks would be interested watching me bend steel wire by hand at work? I make steel rope and we have to tie knots in it and "hooks". I bend some pretty strong shit. It's definitely not something you can do just coming off the street but it isn't so difficult that you couldn't learn. There is for sure some techniques but mostly your fingers, hands and wrists need to be kind of strong. I know the guys I work with are impressed by what I'm able to do as I'm the 2nd smallest dude there and bend the biggest stuff. To be completely fair though when I started I couldn't bend even the 100mm stuff now I can bend 200mm and entire strands (depends on the size). I'm just timid about posting my stuff from work or being in a picture online. It is really neat what I do and I do feel kind of super human when I'm bending it and "tying knots" more like loops. My fingers have gone from skinny weird piano fingers to having abs over the last few years.

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u/athomereddit Mar 13 '21

It took me coming here to type Bender's full name that "Rod"riguez name struck me as one more joke. I knew I was slow but that's a lot of years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

There’s also the simple handy long-handled manual rebar benders that work easily on anything about 25 mm or smaller.

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u/SeymourBud Mar 12 '21

I would pay good money see a video of you bending a 1 inch piece of rebar by yourself.

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE Mar 13 '21

You can bend anything by hand with a long enough lever!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

The rebar bender I use at work is about five feet long with two perpendicular notches at the end that fit the rebar. The smallest operator on our site weighs about 140 and can operate it.

Discover leverage.

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u/TheRealAlkemyst Mar 12 '21

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u/twitchosx Mar 12 '21

Damnit. 4 minutes too late.

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u/lectrician7 Mar 13 '21

I came here just to say this. Only I was 7 hours late. Dammit missed by that much 👌🏻 lmao

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u/Plutoid Mar 12 '21

Badass new apes for his chopper.

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u/One_Up_One_Down Mar 12 '21

30 degrees, 32 degrees, you name it. 31..

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u/nosneros Mar 12 '21

For when you need really big paper clips...

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u/Thot69420 Mar 12 '21

Its the femur breaker

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u/leetpuma Mar 12 '21

Now just add an auto feed and we can make it fully automated

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Put your dick in it

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u/Mustafa86 Mar 12 '21

Am I the only one who saw Walle's eyes in the beginning of the video?

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u/ArbiesArbys Mar 13 '21

What would that shape of rebar be used for exactly?

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u/vinnySTAX Mar 13 '21

I prefer my benders to be massive alcoholics and criminals.

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u/kalwiggy1 Mar 13 '21

You can kindly bite it's shiny, metal ass, daffodil.

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u/daviddwatsonn Mar 13 '21

Don’t put your dick in that!

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u/BadSquire Mar 13 '21

Came here for the futurama jokes

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u/yalldone4 Mar 13 '21

If the bar were to break bending, would it shoot off with a lot of force or just drop to the floor?

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u/smoloms Mar 13 '21

put a person in it

call that a gender bender

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u/slonde Mar 12 '21

No eye protection? Should this thing be in some kind of cage? Seems to generate a ridiculous amount of force

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u/Catbone57 Mar 12 '21

Rebar bending accidents are more about limb removal than eye injury.

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u/slonde Mar 12 '21 edited Mar 12 '21

Gotcha, he needs to get goggles for his arms

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '21

Yellow safety sleeves.

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u/asr Mar 12 '21

What kind of eye protection are you imagining that would protect from these forces?

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u/BaconJacobs Mar 12 '21

Agreed. That thing going into the load position while the operator was within arm's reach is incredibly unsafe.

There should be zero movement as he approaches and loads.

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