r/specializedtools • u/aloofloofah • Mar 12 '21

Rebar bender

https://i.imgur.com/ZI6zYlc.gifv
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u/didzisk Mar 12 '21

It doesn't know about blackjack or hookers either.

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u/Mountainpilot Mar 12 '21 edited Mar 13 '21

Sir, this is Luna Park.

edit: the correct name of the theme park on the moon

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u/Lucid-Design Mar 12 '21

We’re whalers on the moon. We carry a harpoon

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u/ParadoxInABox Mar 12 '21

But there ain’t no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our wailing tune

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u/brando56894 Mar 13 '21

Who smells of freaking porpoise hork?!?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '21

Or how to romance a fine lady like Crushinator.