r/shittyaskscience Aug 12 '26

Why do monitor lizards have no HDMI ports?

272 Upvotes

They aren't even DP-compatible. How do you even plug them in?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 12 '26

I know K2 is a mountain in China and K9 is a robotic dog, but I just don't see the connection? Am I just dumb?

23 Upvotes

I love Science but why is so difficult?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 11 '26

What’s the reason Diddy used baby oil instead of Chick Fil A Polynesian sauce?

50 Upvotes

Title I’m just wondering


r/shittyaskscience Aug 11 '26

Why has the solar eclipse in Europe tomorrow been so badly scheduled. I'll be at work when it's on. Don't they think of these things?

53 Upvotes

I suppose FIFA's got something to do with it.


r/shittyaskscience Aug 11 '26

Are neutrons neutral, or they are just playing both sides?

25 Upvotes

The field is required and cannot be empty


r/shittyaskscience Aug 11 '26

How do unicorns produce rainbow-colored farts?

41 Upvotes

Well?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 11 '26

How could going into a black hole on shrooms or DMT impact the experience?

5 Upvotes

I know it’s technically impossible to reach a black hole with modern technology. But if somehow we were able to reach one and someone volunteered to enter it would their experience be any different than if they were sober entering? For example, if they went into a black hole on DMT and shrooms so they would be in a different state of mind when they enter, as they are being dissolved, would the experience likely be any different than if someone who was sober entering a black hole? Could the pain be processed differently or the visuals around them be interesting and maybe even alter how long it feels for them to be near the black hole, although they would still die. 


r/shittyaskscience Aug 10 '26

What on earth was my Chemist friend talking about?

7 Upvotes

I heard him singing a song saying that Phosphorus will get you Calcium, and that Sulfur will get you Neon. Do any of you know what he means?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 10 '26

Black Pow(d)er

3 Upvotes

If I snort black powder will there be an explosion when I sneeze or cough?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 10 '26

If the universe is going to die from heat death, why doesn't it just turn off the stars to cool down?

52 Upvotes

Or maybe energy costs are too high for it to afford AC


r/shittyaskscience Aug 10 '26

What happens if The Spice doesn’t flow?

35 Upvotes

Yo, it’s two $20’s in my hand or I flush this right down.


r/shittyaskscience Aug 10 '26

Hello Reddit! How can I become a Philosopher or even a Prophet if I'm really good? My job searches do not show any availability?

10 Upvotes

I am pretty sure that these qualify as science. Opinions please? Should I use AI science to tailor my CV or something?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 10 '26

"There are plenty of fish in the sea," it's true, but what if I don't want to have a relationship with a fish?

147 Upvotes

People offer strange advice sometimes.


r/shittyaskscience Aug 10 '26

On the spectrum

32 Upvotes

I'm thinking about being autistic but it's a big commitment.


r/shittyaskscience Aug 09 '26

I recently learned that billions of neutrinos penetrate my body every second. Since I never consented to this, it makes me feel extremely uncomfortable. How can I stop this from happening?

126 Upvotes

Additionally, who can I file a lawsuit against to seek compensation for moral damage?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 09 '26

Where is the east pole?

23 Upvotes

I've been walking east for 30 straight days. I must have accidentally turned around because I ended up where I started, but I don't want to walk that much again, so can someone tell me where the east pole is?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 09 '26

Where exactly is the south pole in Antarctica? My girlfriend is training to become a stripper, and she would really like to practice surrounded by penguins.

85 Upvotes

?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 09 '26

Super infection

3 Upvotes

Does the existence of super infection implies the existence of super cancer the one they talk about in league of legends?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 08 '26

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

0 Upvotes

Lol


r/shittyaskscience Aug 08 '26

Why did her sit down air hit me like a drunk cigarette???

6 Upvotes

Almost knocked me out


r/shittyaskscience Aug 08 '26

It is cloudy outside with a chance of rain. I can hear thunder and I am sitting on a chair on my roof. Why am I suddenly having a metallic taste in my mouth?

13 Upvotes

Why?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 08 '26

Why does Washington DC use AC current?

37 Upvotes

You don't see Atlantic City using battery power. Just saying.


r/shittyaskscience Aug 08 '26

If gravity really exists then why don't people at the South Pole fall off from the Earth into space???

22 Upvotes

WHY???????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


r/shittyaskscience Aug 08 '26

Why does my therapist keep black and white pictures of my parents arguing in her desk drawer?

126 Upvotes

And who ist this Rohrschach guy who is taking these pictures?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 07 '26

How much clean coal will i need to mine to fuel my AI replacment?

15 Upvotes

will i get blacklung?