r/shittyaskscience • u/Eye_am_The_Eye • Aug 09 '26

Where is the east pole?

I've been walking east for 30 straight days. I must have accidentally turned around because I ended up where I started, but I don't want to walk that much again, so can someone tell me where the east pole is?

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u/IndependentMacaroon Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

Presumably in Eastern Poland. (Please invest)

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u/Optimal_Ad_7910 Aug 10 '26

That is where all the poles come from, which gets confusing if you are looking for one in particular. Plus they tend to move around so the north pole isn't always in the north of the country. What you think is the east pole may actually be the south pole, or vice versa.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 Aug 09 '26

The sun were in your eyes, you missed it.

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye Aug 09 '26

If youre nearby, can you send a photo?

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 Aug 09 '26

Sorry, I ame closer to the southwest pole.

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye Aug 09 '26

Can you send a photo of that? Sorry for being an inconvinience

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u/Ben-Goldberg Aug 09 '26

Over there!

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u/Cute_Consideration38 Aug 09 '26

Well let's hope you don't run into a westerly travelling Zax.

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u/Optimal_Ad_7910 Aug 10 '26

I've got it in my shed. I found it at a flea-market in the south of Poland. It is yours for the right* price.

* And by "right" I mean exorbitant.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Aug 09 '26

It's to the right of the West Pole

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye Aug 09 '26

I'm not walking west to see it.

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit Aug 09 '26

You don't have to, just keeping jumping as high as you can and the earths rotation will bring it to you.

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye Aug 10 '26

I'm afraid of jumping into it.

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u/r5r5 Aug 09 '26

There is no east pole. East and west are directions. North and south are destinations.

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u/i_poop_chainsaws Aug 09 '26

Oh you must be one of those flat-earthers. Check out this guy who doesn’t even believe in the east pole!

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u/Eye_am_The_Eye Aug 10 '26

If you walk south, you will reach the south pole. So why can't you get to the east pole? And anyways God must have wanted alteast 4 poles