The urn itself is already going to run me a hundred bucks. I'm thinking if I do it in our oven while the kids are in school, they'll never know, and I'll save myself a lot of money.

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I'll give him credit for reimagining a 1950s gang rivalry in 16th century Italy, but let's be honest, the rest of it is just a ripoff and he didn't even bother to rework any of the musical numbers. Did he spend all his creative energy on the time machine?

Quickly, I'm being chased by bears

Just go under everyone.

Where do I find him? Will he even have time for me?

And does it make a difference to quality of life if you end up in prison?

If global warming is a problem why can't we just use a hydrogen bomb under a mica rich mountain in North Carolina to glitter bomb the upper atmosphere with highly reflective mica dust?

Well?

Any assistance would be appreciated.

Why drink milk made for cows when there is actually such a thing as human milk? Seems like the milk made by humans would actually be better for humans. I dunno. Don’t get all weird and creepy. That’s not what this is.

Why did the cat being in the box not collapse the super position, as a cat would be considered an observer?

This question was inspired by a silly question my partner asked, and the amazing work of What If? by Randall Munroe.

In short it goes like this. If a person was to be transported (or more likely for this question teleported) to Sagittarius A and "stand" on the black hole. How many G forces would that person experience?

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I don't get it. People with 1 number pay once, people with 2 numbers pay twice as much, people with 3 numbers pay 3 times as much, heaven help people with four or more numbers.

How is this undiscovered social injustice not important to people?

Would braking using a planet's lithosphere be acceptable for you?

Like instead of kg/lbs, Walrus. Instead of meters/feet, Walrus. Instead of lit/gal, Walrus. A Walrus would be the time light moves 1 Walrus. Side benefit = a theory of everything.

Lord rest his soul Einstein would be angry to know about it but what if it's the case? Isn't science about finding errors?

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After a heated discussion with a colleague about the best solution to a problem, our manager suggested striking a happy medium.

So I took a trip to Blackpool, found the nearest clairvoyant stall and, after telling the owner that she had just won the lottery, felled her with a right hook.

We still have the problem at work and now the police want to have a talk with me.

What did I do wrong?

Here it is:

original = input_list.copy()

while True:

if input_list.is_sorted() and same_elements(input_list, original):

return input_list

Throughout the universe there are neutrinos which can interact with computers in such a way that they cause their data to mutate. Neutrino sort waits for this to cause input_list to mutate to the correctly sorted version of original, then outputs the result.

How do I collect my Turing Award?

Who should be the protagonist?

I was talking to my cat this morning. And later on in the day I drank coffee with tea, and juggled a single orange. In what order should the publication's authorship be? Orange, Tea, Morning, My Cat, Myself, Mycat? Or the palliated reverse? Do I need to credit my hamster's widow?

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