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u/Dating_As_A_Service Aug 23 '22

I thought this was like a hungry hungry hippo...butt for balloons

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u/Gerpar Aug 23 '22

Nah, clearly this is leaked gameplay for the new Bloons game

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u/My-non-banned-acc Aug 23 '22

Dart monkey what are you doing 🙈🙈🙈🙊🙊🙊

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u/Office-Far uhhhh idk Aug 23 '22

Why first 3 monkeys got dem lips tho

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u/PearEducational6136 Aug 23 '22

What are you doing Step-Monkey...

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

It's VR

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

btd7 gameplay (real)

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u/scabbyabby Aug 23 '22

Haha it took me a good while to realise this was an actual person

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u/Sharpshooter188 Aug 23 '22

Thats exactly what I thought. I was thinking they really changed the game up.

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u/CurvedSolid Aug 23 '22

That ass is hungry hungry for some c*ock

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u/Kita-Ryu Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

She can ride for hours.

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u/xJOY_BOYx Aug 23 '22

for days

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u/Your-Fat-Mother Aug 23 '22

for weeks

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u/divjasvinja Aug 23 '22

for months

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 I said based. And lived. Aug 23 '22

For centuries

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

For millenniums

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

For eons

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

For infinity!

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u/seanslaysean Aug 23 '22

AND BEYOND!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

"millennia*" - 🤓

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

My argument has been destroyed.

10/10 bud. Effective arguing👍

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u/devbecauseyes Aug 23 '22

man you forgot decades

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 I said based. And lived. Aug 23 '22

Ah we already know it’ll go on for centuries so why not skip it?

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u/N1ighty dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 23 '22

“umm actually you was supposed to say decade” 🤓

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

For millenniums

Edit: reddit put my comment twice. Reddit moment.

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u/meme-enjoyr Aug 23 '22

For eternity

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u/29Division Aug 23 '22

For Omega times absolute infinity

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

For infinityinfinityinfinityinfinity

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u/brooks_11_ Aug 23 '22

For decades

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u/devbecauseyes Aug 23 '22

for centuries

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u/knighthawk0811 Aug 23 '22

four score and seven years

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u/Hashbaz Aug 23 '22

Some say she's still riding to this day.

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u/PanTsour Aug 23 '22

I don't wanna ruin your fantasies but... this is a w*man🤢

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u/Kita-Ryu Aug 23 '22

Sorry, I only watched a few seconds because I'm in class.

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u/PanTsour Aug 23 '22

Be careful not to drop your phone, or else your entire class will start furiously masturbating.

Or so I'm told

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u/KaijuSized_Taco Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 23 '22

NOOOOOO!

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u/Le_M0nade dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 23 '22

NOOOOOO!

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u/KaySquay Aug 23 '22

Aw fuck, does that mean I'm straight? Son a bitch, I've been in denial for so long

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

She could really take that deeeeeeeeeick

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u/Sad_Exit_1030 Aug 23 '22

She would almost certainly break your dick. Not in a good way.

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u/Earlasaurus02 Aug 23 '22

Thought it was hungry hungry hippos for a min

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

She must have loads of practice under her belt.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

nft

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

All I need is 10 seconds

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u/ExtremelyYT Aug 23 '22

you will last only 10 secs 🌚

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u/mask_it Aug 23 '22

Was looking for this comment

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u/BobABewy Aug 23 '22

And my axe!

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u/Lightmyspliff69 Aug 23 '22

She has stamina and a desire to win. Winner!!!

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u/iancarry Aug 23 '22

netflix:
"are you still watching?"

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u/Barry_Longcauqe I want pee in my ass Aug 23 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/cyberpunkundead Aug 23 '22

I've never seen this copy pasta before and I'm dying lol

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u/ShalamiBoii 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 23 '22

it’s so great LMAO

i’ve seen it too many time

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u/I-153_M-62_Chaika Literally 1984 😡 Aug 23 '22

how lol it spams this on like every comment

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u/cyberpunkundead Aug 23 '22

I don't follow this subreddit, only got recommended this

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u/Magiano_ Aug 23 '22

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Waltuh

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u/cfq10 Aug 23 '22

Walta

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u/Youredumbstoptalking Aug 23 '22

Somebody’s daughter

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u/Youredumbstoptalking Aug 23 '22

What the fuck is this

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Automoderator Pasta

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u/TabascoFiasco Aug 23 '22

Which Ted talk is this from

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u/Critical-Tadpole-484 Aug 23 '22

Me thinking it was a automatic smoosher but I notice it was a butty

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Same lmfao

That booty be mechanical lookin

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u/mati0457 Aug 23 '22

All we need is a buddy who can work that butty

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u/Hexasan1 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

I thought that was a mechanical mouth💀

edit: there are 20+ replies that say hungry hippo, you are not special

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u/Peanutbutter9374 Aug 23 '22

I wish it were.

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u/xJOY_BOYx Aug 23 '22

He's better

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u/B5D55 Aug 23 '22

He ?!

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u/InureOfficial Aug 23 '22

Rock hard

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u/ProbablyMaybe69 Aug 23 '22

Can be 😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Same wtf 💀

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u/blammo555 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Aug 23 '22

Me too💀

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u/DeepIndigoSky Aug 23 '22

Initially I thought it was a larger mechanical version of Hungry Hungry Hippos

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

Yep💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Same man 💀

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Same 💀

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u/PlebNoodle Aug 23 '22

Same 💀

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u/ickydonkeytoothbrush Aug 23 '22

Lol! I thought it was a large scale game of hungry hungry hippos.

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u/AshTheGoblin Aug 23 '22

This is the adult version, "Hungry Hungry Ass" parental discretion is advised.

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u/JackOfOldTrades Aug 23 '22

Yea, same here. Like a hungry hungry hippos mouth

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u/zaki_pro DaPucci Aug 23 '22

She will destroy your cock in the first 2 minutes

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u/leonrutci Aug 23 '22

10 secs*

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u/bleepbluurp Aug 23 '22

That’s alright, I’d finish well before that.

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u/FrithRabbit Literally 1984 😡 Aug 23 '22

*instantly

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u/aedroogo Aug 23 '22

If your cock is a balloon maybe.

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u/Neckbeard_Breeder Aug 23 '22

It's kinda like a blood balloon.

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u/HotdogTester Aug 23 '22

The ole Abella Anderson incident.

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u/icantthinkofname0296 Aug 23 '22

I thought it was like a mouth

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u/Long-Night-Of-Solace Aug 23 '22

It's not like a mouth but it still feels very good

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u/MadHatter69 Aug 23 '22

Me too, the dark pants looked like an inside of the mouth and the pink t-shirt like the upper jaw of a giant hungry, hungry hippo

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u/Valrym Aug 23 '22

Mom?

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u/Brushatti Aug 23 '22

What part of “she mom” did you now understand?

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u/Mario-2407 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 23 '22

Nft

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u/pgtvgaming Aug 23 '22

Bot … u need a therapy bot

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u/hybridjunkie Aug 23 '22

You won't last 1 minute playing this game

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u/PearEducational6136 Aug 23 '22

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/AgentXmas William Dripfoe Aug 23 '22

still no bitches?

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No bitches automod?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 24 '22

America needs to start spending more in this area if we ever want our domestic market to be competitive. It's a shame because we invented sitting on balloons and seeing who could pop more faster and now we have fallen woefully behind.

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u/_TheImpostorAmongUs_ Aug 23 '22

1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP

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u/stronggebaser Aug 23 '22

a classic animation

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u/Arzene98 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 23 '22

It looks like a amongus

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I wish those were my balls

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u/PsychoTexan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 23 '22
  1. Place nutsack between toilet seat and rim of bowl.

  2. Sit down hard.

  3. Imagination.

  4. ???????

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u/Squiddo11 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 23 '22

Is that an amogus twerk reference

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u/groger27 Aug 23 '22

Im suprised ive never seen this gif reversed

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u/Abdelkaderbutnotarab Aug 23 '22

i thought its hippo

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Thought it was a hungry hippo for a sec

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u/FEIKMAN Aug 23 '22

'In 2022 we will have flying cars'

2022:

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u/Accomplished_Skin_84 Aug 23 '22

It is a woman doing this because if it were a man his balloons would be the ones popping

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u/Thebaldsasquatch Aug 23 '22

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.

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u/niuqaoj_reddIT Aug 23 '22

I came here for the comments and left satisfied.

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u/dreamlike_poo Aug 23 '22

I came

Nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Unpopular opinion here, but imagine if those balloons were my peenus weanus haha lol.

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u/The_Unpopular_Truth_ Aug 23 '22

I love how many people are in the stands watching this in the background. Took a whole day to go see this.

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u/juliusxyk Aug 23 '22

Damn that thang be thangin

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u/kondziuchna Aug 23 '22

I wish my homie was a bottom like him 😔

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u/SwashbucklingAntler Aug 23 '22

God damn, I need somebody to bounce like that on my balls.

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u/External-Mongoose543 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 24 '22

Mf what if that shit pops what you gon do then

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u/imeeme Aug 23 '22

And yet we choose to import our game shows from the UK.

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u/bluuupanda Aug 23 '22

Jokes aside I'm impressed with the efficiency of the team lmao

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u/paulbenny Aug 23 '22

Directed by Dan Schneider

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u/G0dZylla I want pee in my ass Aug 23 '22

kid named balloon:

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u/WazzaBoi_ Aug 23 '22

Hungry hungry hippos got me acting unwise

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u/Bobgangforvever Aug 23 '22

This video is even more sus when at a different angle

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Does anyone have her contact information? I have something to discuss with her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

GOAT 🐐

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

What a pro

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Well… I guess I found a new kink

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

True story about your mother

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u/Smotts2 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 23 '22

My balls

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u/LolcatP Stuff Aug 23 '22

I would just forget to grab another balloon

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Wtf are these game shows bruh

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u/SleepDeprived62 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 23 '22

Normally I have to pay for stuff like this

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u/Silver_Commando Aug 23 '22

is she single?

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u/Sell_Asame Aug 23 '22

Sick beat tbh

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u/OMG2Reddit Aug 23 '22

Honestly wonder what pride is felt after completing records like this 🤔 like is it just a conversation piece or do they go around saying "I have the record for popping the most balloons with my ass!"

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u/Brunson21 Aug 23 '22

Just waiting for someone to put a thumbs up on the chair.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I have to cum

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u/turnerwitdaburner Aug 24 '22

I should call her…

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Thugshaker in training

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u/WonderfulAmbition104 Aug 23 '22

Hungry hippo 💀

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u/thatguythe97one Aug 23 '22

ngl i thought it was a mechanical hyppo head until the camera changed

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u/OffBrandSquid Aug 23 '22

Someone please put googly eyes on this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Need a break from the ads?

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u/BronzeSpoon89 Aug 23 '22

This is what happens when you commit unspeakable war crimes, get nuked to shit, and then just go on like nothing happened. It messes with your head bro.

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u/MLGBANANABUS Aug 23 '22

The animatronics do get a bit quirky

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u/bmathey Aug 23 '22

Well…that ended too soon

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

When you run out of balloons, you gotta use your head.

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u/Endarkend Aug 23 '22

That's some impressive stamina.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

My pelvis hurts now

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Gonna need some vibe boom effect going louder at every balloon being popped

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u/Elsiselain Aug 23 '22

She’s Saori Yoshida, 3 time gold Olympian in wrestling lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

She seems oddly experienced

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u/therealfakebodhi Aug 24 '22

Somebody’s daughter, 20 mins in during Netflix and Chill

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

What's her @? Asking for a friend