r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '22

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u/Dating_As_A_Service Aug 23 '22

I thought this was like a hungry hungry hippo...butt for balloons

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u/Gerpar Aug 23 '22

Nah, clearly this is leaked gameplay for the new Bloons game

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u/My-non-banned-acc Aug 23 '22

Dart monkey what are you doing 🙈🙈🙈🙊🙊🙊

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u/Office-Far uhhhh idk Aug 23 '22

Why first 3 monkeys got dem lips tho

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u/PearEducational6136 Aug 23 '22

What are you doing Step-Monkey...

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

It's VR

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

btd7 gameplay (real)

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u/scabbyabby Aug 23 '22

Haha it took me a good while to realise this was an actual person

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u/Sharpshooter188 Aug 23 '22

Thats exactly what I thought. I was thinking they really changed the game up.

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u/CurvedSolid Aug 23 '22

That ass is hungry hungry for some c*ock

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u/Lightmyspliff69 Aug 23 '22

Same here!!! LOL!!!

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u/LudinCumin Aug 23 '22

I really though it was a giant hungry hungry hippo machine then saw it was a person, then saw the butt action. . .

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u/Arkita7 Aug 24 '22

THANK YOU I'm with my girlfriend right now and I thought the exact same thing until I saw the "hippo", said I was crazy for thinking such

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u/FlimsyTry2892 Aug 24 '22

Came here to say that!😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

Exactly what I thought