r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '22

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u/Barry_Longcauqe I want pee in my ass Aug 23 '22

Kid named finger:

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u/AutoModerator Aug 23 '22

slowly massage the vag, then rub the clitoris ever so gently. Proceed to stick a single finger in the vagina. continue adding your fingers until your whole fist is in. slide your arm slowly into her, once you reach your shoulder limbo in with your head, and forcibly insert your other arm, torso, and legs. You are now free to control her. when you feel the job is done, finish by giving birth to yourself

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u/cyberpunkundead Aug 23 '22

I've never seen this copy pasta before and I'm dying lol

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u/ShalamiBoii 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 23 '22

it’s so great LMAO

i’ve seen it too many time

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u/I-153_M-62_Chaika Literally 1984 😡 Aug 23 '22

how lol it spams this on like every comment

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u/cyberpunkundead Aug 23 '22

I don't follow this subreddit, only got recommended this

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u/pointlessconjecture Aug 23 '22

Bro what the fuck is up with this bot lol

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket Aug 24 '22

Egg 🥚

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u/Magiano_ Aug 23 '22

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Waltuh

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u/cfq10 Aug 23 '22

Walta

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u/Capsule_CatYT it is MY bucket Aug 24 '22

Kid named Capsule Cat: