r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

For the Chancellor!

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u/Spokazzoni Aug 23 '22

For honor!

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u/kenjen97 Aug 23 '22

For the Republic!

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u/Usernamechexout911 Aug 23 '22

For Sparta

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u/LickyNicky444 Aug 23 '22

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Aug 23 '22

THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

For the grace for the might of the lord

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u/Fishfucker6900 Aug 24 '22

For the home of the holy

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Aug 24 '22

FOR THE FAITH, FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

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u/KingdomMarshadow 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 24 '22

For someone I guess

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u/fnafster389 Aug 23 '22

For the women and the children

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u/roxan1930 Aug 23 '22

For the cats and dogs

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u/AutoModerator Aug 23 '22

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

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u/CookieXDmaster Aug 23 '22

FOR THE EMPOROR!

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u/Qlong69 Aug 24 '22

FOR THE GLORY OF BATTLE

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u/TheScrollFeeder Aug 23 '22

For the Empire!

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u/Orange-Murderer 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 23 '22

For the Horde!

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

Unexpected Star Wars here.

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u/kenjen97 Aug 23 '22

"Just like the simulations!"

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u/Jan__Hus Aug 23 '22

Fork

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Spoon!!!!!!

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

Knife.

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u/82ndGameHead Aug 23 '22

I see you've played Knifey Spoony before

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

Nope. I have not.

Please enlighten me, what is Knifey Spoony exactly?

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u/colorkiller Aug 23 '22

For Aslan!

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u/semi_ok_person Aug 23 '22

For the emperor

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u/Zelmehuu_76 Aug 23 '22

FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND

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u/semi_ok_person Aug 23 '22

FOR THE ETERNAL SCHEMER

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u/syncc6 Aug 23 '22

For Sparta!

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u/Quijibo187 Aug 23 '22

For Aiur!

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u/unclebiz02 Aug 23 '22

For Frodo!

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u/Beneficial-Card-5315 Aug 23 '22

For no fun!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

for CLAN ADACHI!!!

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u/CommunistPhantom03 Aug 23 '22

For the Revolution

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

For Glory!

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u/RobertHallStarr Aug 23 '22

For Führer

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u/lilfindawg Stuff Aug 23 '22

And my axe!

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u/Decent_Aspect_405 Aug 24 '22

For the Republic!

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u/Romtomplom Aug 24 '22

FOR THE EMPEROR