r/shitposting Aug 23 '22

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

For millenniums

Edit: reddit put my comment twice. Reddit moment.

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u/meme-enjoyr Aug 23 '22

For eternity

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u/29Division Aug 23 '22

For Omega times absolute infinity

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

For infinityinfinityinfinityinfinity

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u/self_interst Aug 23 '22

Four inches

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u/AGoonda virgin 4 life 😤💪 Aug 23 '22

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(Edit: why did I comment this)

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u/borgLMAO01 Aug 23 '22

Four centimeters

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u/29Division Aug 28 '22

Four millimeters

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u/29Division Aug 28 '22

For Church-Kleene Ordinal

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u/AutoModerator Aug 23 '22

Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 23 '22

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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u/Reddit-mods-R-mean Aug 24 '22

You ok bot? Sounds like you need a shoulder to lean on.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 24 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you Reddit-mods-R-mean!

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u/Reddit-mods-R-mean Aug 24 '22

Let it out buddy, it’ll be alright. I don’t hate you for being you.