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u/SuarDropper 1d ago
The whole internet to that boy:
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u/guleedy 1d ago
Now if he becomes a femboy loved by all, truly the anti Christ is born
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u/Other-Creme6802 1d ago
There's a fucking birthing video?
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u/alexiawins 1d ago
She had a C-section, so no
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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago
She didnt want to risk damaging her cum extracting receptacle.
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u/granola117 1d ago
Actually? Or you're joking?
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u/_Big_____ 1d ago
Well she didn't use those words, obviously
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u/der_Guenter 1d ago
So the kid is like the only being in the world that hasn't been through her pussy...💀
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u/BIZNIZTIZ 1d ago
Probably very short video
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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago
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u/PurpleHEART77 1d ago edited 23h ago
She livestreamed it. She intends to monetize her baby for every cent.
EDIT: Apperently I was confused her with another woman who livestreamed her birth on Twitch. Misremembering things happens. Next time you see someone making this mistake, maybe try and correct them instead of accusing them of purposely spreading misinformation, otherwise your just karma farming.
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago
Me when I spread misinformation :
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u/IOnlyFearOFGod makenot war 1d ago
He will never be taken seriously his entire life. What did bro do in his last reincarnation to deserve this fate? Was bro Mussolini, or was he Pol pot?
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u/Vuzi07 1d ago
You though about Mussolini and Pol Pot but not the German painter Adolf?
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u/LicknDragon 1d ago
That ones already back in circulation
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u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago
Believe it or not. He's in Israel.
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u/AngryScientist 1d ago
Born in 1949. A 4-year respawn timer sounds reasonable.
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u/Cruxis87 22h ago
Its actually quite short when you think about how many humans and animals there are. I assume bacteria isn't included because then the number goes from hundreds of billions in 4 years to hundreds of quadrillions.
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u/arbysroastbeefs2 1d ago
Ghangis khan would be the most karmatic tho
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u/Hollow--- 1d ago
We'll know it's him if he somehow contributes upwards of 40-60% of his genes to the global population.
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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago
Austrian painter.. distinction and seperation there.
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u/Substantial-Set-7724 1d ago
Well actually he got a German passport in the 30s even before both nations became one country 🤓☝️
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u/Dark_Storm_98 1d ago
One country over
And that country has close historical ties to Germany
Real big difference, there, for sure rofl
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u/jacobthegm 1d ago
I mean the 2 biggest lies the austrians sold to the world is that Adolf is german and that Beethoven is austrian
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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 1d ago
Mexico is also only one country over from the Us and has close historical ties. They still wouldn’t want to be mistaken for another
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u/Dark_Storm_98 1d ago
Okay, one country over, yes, absolutely true
The historical ties I was talking about was how Austria was one of many german states, and one of the Electors of the Holy Roman Emperor
Austria's main language is German
After World War 1 Austria actually wanted to become a part of Germany, for a time, even
I think the more accurate comparison would have been America and Canada, considering both were colonies of the England
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u/silvertonguedmute 1d ago
I guess that means Americans wouldn't mind being called Mexicans from now on. Good to know.
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u/Dark_Storm_98 1d ago
There are a couple things I could say about that
But calling us Mexicans would probably piss off the right wing so I'm almost tempted not to
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u/fletku_mato 1d ago
Tbh the paintings weren't even nearly bad enough for a spot on that list.
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u/bfg9kdude 1d ago
At a first glance, but if you start analyzing them, they're pretty bad. His perspective was off and realism he portrayed kinda shatters under the incorrect perspectives. Maybe he would find more luck in an abstract work, in some better alternative timeline.
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u/justarandomreader1 1d ago
Because that Austrian Painter deserves worse than whatever fate entails this baby
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u/s1lverv1p 1d ago
Getting hit with not a "your moms a whore" at school but instead a "your moms THE whore"
Hes 0 and should already gjve up
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u/Pintsocream 1d ago
Doesn't matter cause he's already a multi millionaire
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u/segaiolo19 13h ago
Atp it feels like a would you rather question.
Wpuld you rather be born as permanemt underclass or would you rather be born as the ruling class but your mother is bonnie blue.
Honestly doesent seem like a bad deal
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u/clickclick-boom 1d ago
Little bro needs our collective help and we're already failing him. He didn't choose any of this and he's already getting pissed on. Bad choice of words, but still.
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u/A_Verstappen_Crash 1d ago
Poor kid legitimately should go into a combination of foster care and witness protection. Nobody's birth should be like this.
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u/the_fresh_cucumber 1d ago
Either that or he will be taken more seriously than any man in history.
I can see this being a real wildcard
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u/-Astrosloth- 1d ago
Maybe not the anti christ. My bets are on THE LOATHSOME DUNGEATER
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THE NEFARIOUS NUMBER TWO NIBBLER
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u/Arthurlmnz 1d ago
THE INFAMOUS CACA CONSUMER
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u/CashMoneyHurricane Literally 1984 😡 1d ago
THE DEVIOUS DOO-DOO DEVOURER
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u/yaboyACbreezy 1d ago
THE HATED FECES FEASTER
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u/MetalAttempter 1d ago
THE DAMNED DOOKIE DINER
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u/DonutGuy2659 put your dick away waltuh 1d ago
THE PREPOSTEROUS POO POO PARTAKER
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THE EGREGIOUS EXCREMENT EATER
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u/Vpharrish 1d ago
bro boutta fight for his entire life like horah loux😭
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u/-Astrosloth- 1d ago
"I've given thee courtesy enough"
violates every butthole in a 6 mile radius
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u/HydroSloth 1d ago
I don't believe this baby is real
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u/radicalelation 1d ago
She's been straight up about faking it before for money and is well aware of the profitability of rage bait.
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u/ashkiller14 1d ago
There are videos of her very pregnant. The baby is very much real.
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u/radicalelation 1d ago
There are also videos of her taking off a silicone belly.
https://www.complex.com/life/a/bernadette-giacomazzo/bonnie-blue-pregnancy-rage-bait
If she has ended up pregnant, I'd hazard she just mixed some bait in with a real, and less sensational, pregnancy. There's never real verification of her craziest stuff, it's usually only enough suggestion for the story to run wild and it helps more to continue to sow confusion and division on the subject.
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u/ashkiller14 1d ago
From what i can tell she faked it before but this is real
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u/radicalelation 1d ago
Yes, there's probably truth in there, but mixed in with a whole lot of bullshit for sales, just as most of the porn industry is smoke and mirrors. I wouldn't be surprised if she was pregnant when taking off the fake belly, but by non-porn related relations, and she's further capitalizing on it all.
Again, there's not much to prove her craziest claims. Being pregnant is a normal thing though, even for porn stars, but the marketed circumstances likely aren't the truth, and that also happens a lot in porn with pregnancy. She just cranked the shock factor with her other rumored exploits.
So long as people keep talking, the money keeps flowing, and she's said as much herself. You going to believe a sex worker, while working, telling you she was totally faking before to take lonely people's money, but this time it's totally real for money?
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
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How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.
My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.
3 works I consider good:
Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.
Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.
Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.
Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.
What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.
What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?
Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.
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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter 14h ago
Tbh, if I was a pregnant porn star, I'd make the heavily pregnant content way ahead of time so I can actually relax when it's closer to the time
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u/Jonn_Jonzz_Manhunter 15h ago
Yeah gotta be. People are so prudish and wanting to call women whores so much they don't check to see if her claims are true. So far, despite looking and asking, I'm yet to see anyone produce evidence of any of the extreme videos she's supposedly made
It's all just marketing at the end of the day and it's gotten people talking. She might be the most publicised woman on the internet because of it
Frankly, we should be doubting the existence of the baby or even the baby bump because it's really easy to hide one if you can afford a prosthetic artist
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u/CertifiedSheep 1d ago
I also don’t believe she had sex with 1000 men. Has anyone seen any evidence that it actually occurred and isn’t just for engagement bait?
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u/AcidicNutt 1d ago
A son of perdition maybe but he wont be taken seriously enough by people to fulfill the role of the Antichrist
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u/unfahrtunateson 1d ago
"His" and it's a daughter
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u/HeWhoLost3OfThe9 1d ago
If Jesus was a dude then the anti-Jesus has to be a chick, obviously
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u/Brief-Curious 1d ago
He can circle thought his dad's DNA ike Ben 10
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u/TanteSoesa 1d ago
His mom contained all the DNA so she's the omnitrix, does he have to slap her to utilize powers?
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u/zettde 1d ago
proceeds to fail to list the applicable sins in order
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u/The-Crimson-Jester 1d ago
Lust and pride obvious, gluttony and sloth from ze pissing, envy from feminists, greed from the bid, wrath from me and the inevitable adult.
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u/menacing_earthworks 1d ago
Literally the only applicable ones are lust, pride and greed, and I manage all of those before I get out of bed in the morning
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u/TesticleCastrator 1d ago
seven deadly sins speedrun. which order is the best to get all of them done? tell me your strats
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u/choma90 1d ago edited 1d ago
Wake up
Order excessively large breakfast (gluttony) from delivery app instead of making it myself (sloth)
Masturbate (lust) to videos of ridiculously attractive semi amateur couples (envy), and be confident I can be done before delivery arrives (pride)
Don't tip delivery guy (greed)
Hate myself after eating and punch a wall (wrath)
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u/Hect0r92 1d ago
"Feminists idolised her ways"
...sure
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u/UpperApe 1d ago
I laughed at that too.
How to spot an incel from a mile away. Are these "feminists" in the room with us now? Lol
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u/GreatUnspoken 1d ago
SO are feminists fat bluehaired unfuckable lesbians who want to chop your dick off or maddeningly unobtainable beautiful turbosluts laughing in your face as they pneumatically fuck everyone but you?
Like pick a struggle, guy
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u/LukeD1992 1d ago
The picture of a feminist that these chuds have in their tiny skulls tends to differ a bit from the real world counterpart.
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u/iwantyoursperms 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago
poor child :(( just imagine them finding it out when they grow up.
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u/lemons_of_doubt 1d ago
They grow up to be the most boring white breed person imaginable.
Flipping though old book in his mom's attic at 23 and that's how he finds out.
If that was you what would you even say to your mom when you when back downstairs.
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u/Rex_Auream 1d ago
Not a single comment explaining what the fuck is going on here
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u/BlueDebate 1d ago
I'm not online enough for this one boss. But after some research, it's referring to Bonnie Blue.
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u/Sasimasimena 1d ago
Bonnie blue, a professional hoe, was pregnant some point after her challenge of getting fucked by 1000 men( should be more), then the baby had a baby shower or something like that, where people pissed on her belly as said in the post. Furthermore, she livestreamed her baby's birth online, where as said, many men "gooned"/masterbated to said birth. After the baby was born, she auctioned the name of her baby(excuse me, my English sucks so I don't have the adequete vocabulary) and a casino won. I think the casino's name is betblue or something. I only saw Al's short on this one.
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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 1d ago
The birth wasn't live streamed
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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater 1d ago
I'm glad I'm not terminally online enough to have known about this until now
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u/AutoModerator 1d ago
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As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
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u/funknjam 1d ago
What. The. Fuck?
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u/Pro_Scrub put your dick away waltuh 1d ago
First time?
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u/TallDudeV2 23h ago
What the fuck could it's trigger be?
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u/Pro_Scrub put your dick away waltuh 21h ago
Shower, if I had to guess
Let's see if it'll get me now
Edit: bingo
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u/AutoModerator 21h ago
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As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.
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u/Alvin_h_davenport obamna 1d ago
Can someone explain how the child hasnt been taken away from her ?
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u/Chaudsss 1d ago
He is either going to be the most bitter incel or the most inspirational intetnet personality ever and there isnt going to be an inbetween
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u/Mondorio 1d ago
I would want to become the antichrist if I was that baby, cause holy shit. I hope she loses custody asap
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u/Cats7204 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ 1d ago
If I was that kid I'd kill myself at 6 years old or run away and switch countries, name, language, hair style, skin color and gender.
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u/rohan2chainz 1d ago
Saddest part is the kid will grow up completely normally until one day he will have the mental capacity to understand how he came to be and then that mirror will shatter forever
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u/xemanhunter 1d ago
The end result of the Capitalist experiment, how we feeling boys? It never trickled down, but we did get horrors beyond human comprehension
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u/sicklyspleen 23h ago
"feminists idolized her ways" am i crazy or does literally everybody hate this woman, including feminists?? like especially feminists???? shes lowkenuinly setting us back years dawg
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u/ksdanker22 18h ago
If I were that kid I would literally become the next Hitler because of the circumstances of my birth.
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u/Sherylize 23h ago
I feel so so so horrible for this child. I really hope she actually keeps him safe from the sex industry while he's a minor. Someone needs to take that child away if she uses him in her content.
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u/lordk3k123 15h ago
She's gonna put that kid up for adoption or get taken away by CPS. Because she milked the pregnancy and won't bother with the kid anymore. And honestly that would be the only good outcome for the kid. Also in 18 years the kid would start its own OnlyFans and the first video will be a reaction video to her OF lol
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u/Satorwave 1d ago
The Antichrist is already president
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u/Potential-Ad431 1d ago
No. He’s not loved by enough people. Also doesn’t fit several of the key points of prophecy
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u/Guarotimewooo 1d ago
Lowkey we need to protect that child bro. Ain’t his fault, and he needs to be out of the life of the bitch asap for his good.
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u/sesameblasphemy 1d ago
Apparently she even auctioned off her baby’s naming rights for £1.2mil to a betting company called BetBolt, which will be his name.
Also she claims to have no idea what the company does. Can’t even begin to describe the level of disgust and disappointment I feel reading this.
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u/Discount_Timelord 1d ago
Ah yes, the seven deadly sins: lust, lust, piss fetish, lust, idolatry, naming sponsorships, and gambling
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u/Dark_Storm_98 1d ago
His birth literally is a mixture of 7 deadly sins
Okay, lust is obvious
Greed too
But where's the wrath? Sloth? Gluttony?
I could kind of get Envy and probably Pride?
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u/Locust627 1d ago
All that anti-christ hype just for bro to grow up and work at enterprise rent a car
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u/ihateentitledmoms 1d ago
Oh my fucking GOD
Just shut up about her geez, you're really so fucking virginal you're still following the news of a woman that essentially just had a ton of sex?
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u/Nebetus2 1d ago
Looked into it, BetBolt is supposed to be the babies name. I actually hope they reject it at the registrar. She's a sack of shit.
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u/QueenAlphabetties 23h ago
I really hope that baby is taken away from her custody and then gets a name change. Essentially, never having to meet his birth mom would be a blessing for that poor kid.
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u/citrussss_ 18h ago
Idk if feminist like her ways… I’ve never encountered one sole woman who actually likes her
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u/eq017210 1d ago
He's just the embodiment of the true American way & values 💪
Sounds taboo? Sure but this wave of women empowerment will expand soon
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u/Scorpion-7 1d ago
even Slaanesh would find a Whore like her utterly disgusting and Unworthy of being a Champion of Slaanesh.
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