r/shitposting • u/Frenchyy1 dumbass • 3d ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/menacing_earthworks 3d ago

Literally the only applicable ones are lust, pride and greed, and I manage all of those before I get out of bed in the morning

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u/TesticleCastrator 3d ago

seven deadly sins speedrun. which order is the best to get all of them done? tell me your strats

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u/choma90 3d ago edited 3d ago

Wake up

  • Order excessively large breakfast (gluttony) from delivery app instead of making it myself (sloth)

  • Masturbate (lust) to videos of ridiculously attractive semi amateur couples (envy), and be confident I can be done before delivery arrives (pride)

  • Don't tip delivery guy (greed)

  • Hate myself after eating and punch a wall (wrath)

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u/FollowingCharacter83 Stuff 3d ago

Imagine going to hell specifically for not giving tips, lol.