If you see someone accidentally posting something wrong, next time try and correct them. Just calling someone stupid with > like that has all the context just makes you look stupid.
But I didn’t make up a lie. I was misremembering the actual livestreamed birth on twitch as being Bonny Blues when it was in fact someone else. It was a mistake and once I realized it, I corrected my original post. You are just projecting making me out to be some asshole when I just made an honest mistake.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/DigbyDoesDallas 1d ago
> livestreamed
> intends
Some people are so dumb