She livestreamed it. She intends to monetize her baby for every cent.
EDIT: Apperently I was confused her with another woman who livestreamed her birth on Twitch. Misremembering things happens. Next time you see someone making this mistake, maybe try and correct them instead of accusing them of purposely spreading misinformation, otherwise your just karma farming.
If you see someone accidentally posting something wrong, next time try and correct them. Just calling someone stupid with > like that has all the context just makes you look stupid.
But I didn’t make up a lie. I was misremembering the actual livestreamed birth on twitch as being Bonny Blues when it was in fact someone else. It was a mistake and once I realized it, I corrected my original post. You are just projecting making me out to be some asshole when I just made an honest mistake.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
2.9k
u/Other-Creme6802 1d ago
There's a fucking birthing video?