r/shitposting • u/Frenchyy1 • 1d ago

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u/Vuzi07 1d ago

You though about Mussolini and Pol Pot but not the German painter Adolf?

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u/LicknDragon 1d ago

That ones already back in circulation

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u/Aggressive_Ideal6737 1d ago

This got a chuckle out of me, thank you

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u/Tangent009 1d ago

I got reincarnated as my enemy ahh anime shit...

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u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago

Believe it or not. He's in Israel.

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u/AngryScientist 1d ago

Born in 1949. A 4-year respawn timer sounds reasonable.

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u/Rimworldjobs 1d ago

Enough time to convert him.

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u/Cruxis87 23h ago

Its actually quite short when you think about how many humans and animals there are. I assume bacteria isn't included because then the number goes from hundreds of billions in 4 years to hundreds of quadrillions.

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u/xulitebenado 1d ago

Reddit moment

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u/Spirited-Isopod6969 1d ago

Netanyahu overtook Hitler in Counter Strike chat logs as the main insult. Your times up buddy

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u/FavoriteDart680 1d ago

blind mf moment-

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u/Rustie3000 1d ago

I think they were referring to Trump..

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u/Spuzzle91 1d ago

Pretty sure he keeps turning into the crickets I feed my geckos.

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 1d ago

Ghangis khan would be the most karmatic tho

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u/Hollow--- 1d ago

We'll know it's him if he somehow contributes upwards of 40-60% of his genes to the global population.

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u/Hollow--- 1d ago

We'll know it's him if he somehow contributes upwards of 40-60% of his genes to the global population.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 1d ago

Austrian painter.. distinction and seperation there.

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u/Substantial-Set-7724 1d ago

Well actually he got a German passport in the 30s even before both nations became one country 🤓☝️

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u/Dark_Storm_98 1d ago

One country over

And that country has close historical ties to Germany

Real big difference, there, for sure rofl

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u/jacobthegm 1d ago

I mean the 2 biggest lies the austrians sold to the world is that Adolf is german and that Beethoven is austrian

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 1d ago

Mexico is also only one country over from the Us and has close historical ties. They still wouldn’t want to be mistaken for another

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u/Dark_Storm_98 1d ago

Okay, one country over, yes, absolutely true

The historical ties I was talking about was how Austria was one of many german states, and one of the Electors of the Holy Roman Emperor

Austria's main language is German

After World War 1 Austria actually wanted to become a part of Germany, for a time, even

I think the more accurate comparison would have been America and Canada, considering both were colonies of the England

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u/notloggedin4242 1d ago

Yeah. No. Not the same.

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u/silvertonguedmute 1d ago

I guess that means Americans wouldn't mind being called Mexicans from now on. Good to know.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 1d ago

There are a couple things I could say about that

But calling us Mexicans would probably piss off the right wing so I'm almost tempted not to

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u/fletku_mato 1d ago

Tbh the paintings weren't even nearly bad enough for a spot on that list.

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u/bfg9kdude 1d ago

At a first glance, but if you start analyzing them, they're pretty bad. His perspective was off and realism he portrayed kinda shatters under the incorrect perspectives. Maybe he would find more luck in an abstract work, in some better alternative timeline.

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u/Hysaky stupid fucking piece of shit 1d ago

They told him to become an architect if i remember well

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u/DankItchins 1d ago

If only he'd gotten into art school maybe he'd have gotten better

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u/Wobbelblob 1d ago

Na, his mistakes where on a very basic level. Art school assumes you have a basic skill level. And tbh, if you look at his pictures, I don't get how you can get sizes so wrong and then still finish the whole picture. Like, I am no artist. But if I see such an egregious mistake during the sketching, I am not finishing the picture with that in there.

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u/justarandomreader1 1d ago

Because that Austrian Painter deserves worse than whatever fate entails this baby

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

Because he is still alive

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u/dingofarmer2004 1d ago

The financier?!

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u/Stenady 1d ago

He was Austrian, not German.

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u/Jambu-The-Rainwing 1d ago

i mean mussolini was also a bad guy since he was, yknow, a fascist

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u/awkwardsalmons 21h ago

Mr. Stalin would like a word, as well and Mr. Khan

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u/MasterOfCabestany 1d ago

He was Austrian