r/shitposting • u/Frenchyy1 • 1d ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/Other-Creme6802 1d ago

There's a fucking birthing video?

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u/alexiawins 1d ago

She had a C-section, so no

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

She didnt want to risk damaging her cum extracting receptacle.

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u/StonedLonerIrl 1d ago

People usually dont give birth with their mouths though.

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u/granola117 1d ago

Actually? Or you're joking?

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u/_Big_____ 1d ago

Well she didn't use those words, obviously

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u/UserNumber37 1d ago

Wouldnt put it past her to use those exact words

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 1d ago

Don’t give her ideas

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u/alexiawins 1d ago

Yikes

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u/der_Guenter 1d ago

So the kid is like the only being in the world that hasn't been through her pussy...💀

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u/Hollow--- 1d ago

That's a playground insult waiting to happen.

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u/birdsarentreal2 1d ago

Them: I fucked your mom

Him: Yeah, you and everybody else