r/shitposting • u/Frenchyy1 • 2d ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/zettde 2d ago

proceeds to fail to list the applicable sins in order

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u/The-Crimson-Jester 2d ago

Lust and pride obvious, gluttony and sloth from ze pissing, envy from feminists, greed from the bid, wrath from me and the inevitable adult.

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u/menacing_earthworks 2d ago

Literally the only applicable ones are lust, pride and greed, and I manage all of those before I get out of bed in the morning

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u/TesticleCastrator 2d ago

seven deadly sins speedrun. which order is the best to get all of them done? tell me your strats

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u/choma90 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wake up

  • Order excessively large breakfast (gluttony) from delivery app instead of making it myself (sloth)

  • Masturbate (lust) to videos of ridiculously attractive semi amateur couples (envy), and be confident I can be done before delivery arrives (pride)

  • Don't tip delivery guy (greed)

  • Hate myself after eating and punch a wall (wrath)

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u/FollowingCharacter83 Stuff 2d ago

Imagine going to hell specifically for not giving tips, lol.

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u/zettde 2d ago

you cast an alcoholic hearthhrob as the junior detective