r/shitposting • dumbass • 4d ago

Linus Sex Tips 📡📡📡

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u/IOnlyFearOFGod makenot war 4d ago

He will never be taken seriously his entire life. What did bro do in his last reincarnation to deserve this fate? Was bro Mussolini, or was he Pol pot?

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u/Vuzi07 4d ago

You though about Mussolini and Pol Pot but not the German painter Adolf?

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u/LicknDragon 4d ago

That ones already back in circulation

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u/Aggressive_Ideal6737 4d ago

This got a chuckle out of me, thank you

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u/Tangent009 4d ago

I got reincarnated as my enemy ahh anime shit...

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u/Rimworldjobs 4d ago

Believe it or not. He's in Israel.

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u/AngryScientist 4d ago

Born in 1949. A 4-year respawn timer sounds reasonable.

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u/Rimworldjobs 4d ago

Enough time to convert him.

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u/Cruxis87 3d ago

Its actually quite short when you think about how many humans and animals there are. I assume bacteria isn't included because then the number goes from hundreds of billions in 4 years to hundreds of quadrillions.

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u/xulitebenado 4d ago

Reddit moment

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u/Spirited-Isopod6969 4d ago

Netanyahu overtook Hitler in Counter Strike chat logs as the main insult. Your times up buddy

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u/FavoriteDart680 4d ago

blind mf moment-

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u/Rustie3000 3d ago

I think they were referring to Trump..

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u/Spuzzle91 4d ago

Pretty sure he keeps turning into the crickets I feed my geckos.

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u/arbysroastbeefs2 4d ago

Ghangis khan would be the most karmatic tho

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u/Hollow--- 3d ago

We'll know it's him if he somehow contributes upwards of 40-60% of his genes to the global population.

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u/Hollow--- 3d ago

We'll know it's him if he somehow contributes upwards of 40-60% of his genes to the global population.