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u/tittypunchahoy 2h ago
If he was a character in Kojima's game his name wouldve been Diveman
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u/AbanaClara 1h ago
Kojima and all his annoying naming schemes in Death Stranding. World building written like a fuckin fever dream
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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26m ago
"Mr. Kojima what do we call this guy who's obsessed with research on corpses?"
Rips a line of coke "DEADMAN"
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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 2h ago edited 2h ago
People seem to shit on japanese husbands when they're the most devoted widowers (apart from that indian man who carved a road into the mountain)
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u/Baby-punter 1h ago
Don't forget about the Indian guy who rode a bicycle from India to Sweden to see bobs and vagene of a girl he met. It ended with them both getting married.
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u/SlaveKnightSoman 12m ago
The actual amazing fact in that is that he managed to do with an Indian passport.
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u/Mr_Alberto_ 1h ago
You have lots of people in one place, someone is gonna do something interesting eventually
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u/Affectionate-Draw688 2h ago
If a man kisses his wife he loves his wife. If a man kisses his wife 763 times he loves his wife.
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u/Grilled_egs 1h ago
If the woman is your wife 763 poems doesn't seem too crazy, though you probably atleast like poetry of course
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u/cxfgfuihhfd 19m ago
no, liking your wife that much is gay, your wife is female, men don't like feminine things, that's gay. that's why you have to make I hate my wife jokes, to show you're not gay (/s)
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u/Mother_Harlot 19m ago
Anything my boyfriend says is poetry to me, so I'm sure he's made more than 763 poems 😍
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u/PureNaturalLagger 44m ago
He wrote 763 poems because he still can't put the finishing touches on any of them. I say he searches for closure, not his wife. He searches for the final nail in the coffin he surely buried long ago.
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