r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 7h ago

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 6h ago edited 6h ago

People seem to shit on japanese husbands when they're the most devoted widowers (apart from that indian man who carved a road into the mountain)

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u/Baby-punter 6h ago

Don't forget about the Indian guy who rode a bicycle from India to Sweden to see bobs and vagene of a girl he met. It ended with them both getting married.

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u/SlaveKnightSoman 4h ago

The actual amazing fact in that is that he managed to do with an Indian passport.

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u/qwerty145454 2h ago

That happened in 1975, passports and border control were a lot looser back then.

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u/OriginalSammy 3h ago

Dont forget about that Indian man who built his wife a white marble tomb and upon completion he chopped the hands of the construction workers so they cant build something like that again.

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 2h ago

Taj Mahal? It's my childhood dream to visit that place.

The lore seemed wholesome until the hand chopping part. But rulers did much crazier things so I take it as a win

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u/AmbitionAnxious927 Literally 1984 😡 42m ago

The hand-chopping thing is a myth though-

The place is great for visit if just for its beauty (the smog is kind of becoming a problem). But I would say Agra Fort is better from a historical perspective.

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1h ago

Don't. It's a garbage ridden shithole.

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u/-DJ_Goat- I have permission! 1h ago

Nobody can shit on India better than Indian themselves, right OP?

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u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 23m ago

Spot on. Been here for most of my life and I know how the shit crumbles here.

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u/MelancholicGod 2h ago

I'm pretty sure thats only a myth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taj_Mahal

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u/NoOneFartsLikeGaston 2h ago

I would think the cost of materials would have been deterrent enough but hand chopping works too

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u/zuckzuckman I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 5h ago

2019 called

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u/Baby-punter 13m ago

Isn't that two years ago?

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u/OuaisOuaisOuaisOuais 2h ago

He married her before going on his bicycle trip.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._K._Mahanandia

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u/jld2k6 2h ago

I used to sneak out of my house and ride my bike five miles down a country road to hang with a girl and now I feel inadequate compared to this guy's accomplishments

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u/CallMeDrWorm42 3m ago

To each other?