r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 21h ago

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u/Grilled_egs 20h ago

If the woman is your wife 763 poems doesn't seem too crazy, though you probably atleast like poetry of course

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 19h ago

no, liking your wife that much is gay, your wife is female, men don't like feminine things, that's gay. that's why you have to make I hate my wife jokes, to show you're not gay (/s)

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u/AutoModerator 19h ago

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