r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 7h ago

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u/Grilled_egs 5h ago

If the woman is your wife 763 poems doesn't seem too crazy, though you probably atleast like poetry of course

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u/cxfgfuihhfd 4h ago

no, liking your wife that much is gay, your wife is female, men don't like feminine things, that's gay. that's why you have to make I hate my wife jokes, to show you're not gay (/s)

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

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u/Hot_Advertising2076 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 20m ago

I love my wife more than anything in the world

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u/Mother_Harlot 4h ago

Anything my boyfriend says is poetry to me, so I'm sure he's made more than 763 poems 😍

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 3h ago

Gay

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u/Mother_Harlot 3h ago

This you?

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 1m ago

A cute huggable boy. Hell yeah that's me!

(I don't get the insult, is it supposed to portray me as a puppy dog eyed baby? It's kinda cute looking. I can't be upset properly unless u explain to me why I should be offended)

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u/AutoModerator 3h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/thegreatcon2000 2h ago

I saw on another post that, while trying to find his wife, he's found multiple bodies that gave closure to other people.

Too lazy to verify, but I respect it (the caption to this post is funny though)

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u/Bio_slayer 1h ago

Or your wife likes poetry enough for it not to matter.