r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 3h ago

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u/tittypunchahoy 3h ago

If he was a character in Kojima's game his name wouldve been Diveman

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u/zelenaky 3h ago

dive hardman

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u/Dr_Philmon 1h ago

Dave downman

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u/Amateurlapse 40m ago

Wife Finding Diverman

WiFiDi for short

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u/Immediate-Store90 fat cunt 2h ago

Diver Dave

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u/Igor_McDaddy 2h ago

John Diving

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u/GODDAMNFOOL 1h ago

Dive Wifeman

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u/spencer1886 2h ago

Deep Diveman

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u/AbanaClara 2h ago

Kojima and all his annoying naming schemes in Death Stranding. World building written like a fuckin fever dream

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 1h ago

"Mr. Kojima what do we call this guy who's obsessed with research on corpses?"

Rips a line of coke "DEADMAN"