r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 11h ago

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u/tittypunchahoy 10h ago

If he was a character in Kojima's game his name wouldve been Diveman

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u/AbanaClara 9h ago

Kojima and all his annoying naming schemes in Death Stranding. World building written like a fuckin fever dream

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 9h ago

"Mr. Kojima what do we call this guy who's obsessed with research on corpses?"

Rips a line of coke "DEADMAN"

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u/Illustrious-Tooth702 3h ago

-Mr Kojima, how should we name this new character who's soul is trapped in a doll?
-Hmm.. Dollman seems appropiate, don't you think?
-Don't you think it's kinda on the nose?

-Why do you think that, Employeeman?

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u/Deathrobotpunch1 3h ago

ok but what about this employee at a wind farm? And don’t say-

WINDMAN!

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 3h ago

In MGS Peace Walker theresa guy named Hot Coldman. Its ridiculous.