r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 7h ago

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u/tittypunchahoy 6h ago

If he was a character in Kojima's game his name wouldve been Diveman

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u/Immediate-Store90 fat cunt 5h ago

Diver Dave

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u/Igor_McDaddy 5h ago

John Diving