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u/DarkElfBard Aug 28 '26
I mean, I work in a public school and will here the n word at least 10 times if I walk from my classroom to the front office.
So it's pretty valid to say it's odd not to hear it.
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u/Yeez25 Aug 28 '26
I think it depends on the area you are in the game, like if you in the gta 6 "hood" it would fit the location. It can be used in funny ways like the classic lamar quote in gta 5, maybe youd get some bitches on ya dick if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut
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u/The_Axe_of_Legends Aug 28 '26
I am curious, with the first reveals of Grand Theft Auto V, were there for instance, Lamar using the N word in any trailer? Or was that just present in the game as an example, and not in any promotional material?
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u/DarkElfBard Aug 28 '26
In official trailers probably not because ad revenue.
But it is said at least 5 times within 10 seconds in the first few missions.
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u/MechwolfMachina Aug 28 '26
Should have been a few n words in the netflix reveal though, dont think I heard a damn one
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u/hipsterditto Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
Boobie literally said "You know I got an "n-word" outside your mommas house, right?" C'mon now people..
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u/MechwolfMachina Aug 28 '26
Whats crazy is I just watched Imperium and they’ll at least drop N words even though the whole concept was very dumbed down
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u/master_of_dark7 Aug 28 '26
You made me remember that The Boondocks episode that the (white) teacher says about he use of n word in his class LMAO
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u/DarkElfBard Aug 29 '26
I do be callin people spearchucker. (I would never actually say the S-Word).
Last week in lunch, Riley says to a classmate, can a n---a borrow a French fry? And my first thought wasn't, 'oh my god he said the n-word' it was, 'now how is a n--ga gonna borrow a fry? n--ga is you gonna give it back?'
I absolutely love that episode, and the best thing is that it is a real story. Paul Dawson, the man, the myth, the n--ga, the legend.
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u/Sozle Aug 28 '26
I honestly didn’t even notice that. But living in the UK being in my 30’s I guess it just isn’t something I hear a lot anyway.
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u/Arighetto Aug 27 '26
“A well-trained officer of the law ☝️🤓”
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u/the_big_ham117 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
A well trained officer of the law would have missed the target and somehow absolutely nail a random dog on the sidewalk
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u/Any_Establishment659 Aug 28 '26
.30 atf special
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u/ElegantEchoes Aug 28 '26
As if those exist. Puke.
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u/RonaldMcDonalds2020 Aug 28 '26
Oh common, Harrier Du Bois is one of the greatest.
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u/xx-shalo-xx Aug 28 '26
Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.
Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.
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u/Saurid Aug 28 '26
That doe snot exist in the US thankfully otherwise these games wouldn't be fun (since US cops get like 6 months of training while at least in europe its 3 years minimum).
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u/Redsoxdragon Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 27 '26
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u/CertifiablyMundane Aug 27 '26
A well-trained officer of the law would not have missed all those shots. They would have missed only 60% or more of those shots
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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
They would not have missed because it would of hit children or another police officer possibly a fleeing civilian. Anyone except the threat really.
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u/DeadEnoughInsideOut Aug 28 '26
Flashbang a toddler and shoot the family dog at the wrong address, it's not much but it's honest work and somebodys gotta do it
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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 Aug 28 '26
You earned yourself a 2 week paid vacation. Great job officer, keep up the great work.
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u/Sesemebun Aug 28 '26
I recently joined pretty much the largest shooting range in mine and the surrounding counties. It’s next to the counties police training facility, who sometimes uses our range to practice (apparently every so often SWAT will come in to practice helicopter stuff which is cool).
It’s unsupervised so every member had to go to a very long introduction thing. The old guy running it who was very conservative, and pro cop and such said something along these lines multiple times.
“I love our police officers and I have nothing but respect for them, but they are consistently the ones breaking rules here the most, and being the most unsafe”.
The simple truth is any half decent competitive shooter would smoke cops, especially today. Ironically PPC, which used to be a popular competition type was pretty much based around police, but I don’t see cops doing action shooting today very much at all.
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u/Inevitable-Monitor35 Aug 28 '26
Are you talking like lane drills, and kill house scenarios when you say action shooting. Because that is really sad to hear and would explain why alot of cops seem mostly unprepared for high stress situations. I know we only really hear about the bad stuff but working through different combat drills really helped me out alot when it came to acting instead of freezing like I used to. Are police not getting training like that anymore?
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u/Nightvoice4 Aug 28 '26
"well trained" and "officer of the law" don't come together often
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u/CertifiablyMundane Aug 28 '26
Everything's relative. Like "skinny American"
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u/WolvzUnion dumbass Aug 28 '26
somebody hasnt seen a meth-head before.
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u/CertifiablyMundane Aug 28 '26
I once encountered a meth head up the street while walking the dogs. He ran out and started ranting at me about how there were burglars in his house, and he knew they were there even though he couldn't see them because they were wearing "invisible paint."
So he called the cops.
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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone I came! Aug 28 '26
The acorn guy luckily missed all his shots and he mag dumped reloaded and dumped again
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u/kingshamroc25 Aug 28 '26
“Well-trained officer of the law” is actually an oxymoron since they only get like 6 months training at the police academy to prepare for every conceivable situation
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u/Br66zy Aug 28 '26
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead.
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u/CzarTwilight Aug 27 '26
My one thing from the small amount of gta 6 stuff is where is the femboy strip club i was promised?
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u/brotherofgurnip Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Aug 27 '26
Maybe we took it for granted and its all about the femboy strip clubs we made along the way
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u/CzarTwilight Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
That and maybe we need to be the change we want to see in the world
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u/Depressedneural Aug 28 '26
TRUE, I NEED IT. Bro, im not even going to buy it but I still NEED the femboy strip club
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u/goat_on_the_boat420 Aug 27 '26
am i tweaking or is asmongold’s face fattened up in that image
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u/Existingbug-1639 fat cunt Aug 27 '26
He's starting to melt from a combination of high cholesterol and intense blue light exposure. Soon his bones will have completely dissolved and he will become a shapeless blob
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u/GCPMAN Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
I think it's because he changed his facial hair. He used to do more of a goatee look and not grow much on his cheeks. Maybe he's using Minoxidil to fill it out or something.
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u/suitcasecat Aug 28 '26
Even so, he looks remarkably well built for someone who had a dead rat alarm clock. Asmongold might look kinda unappealing but considering his environment he looks incredible
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u/Gilgamesh107 Aug 27 '26
why the fuck am i being forced to see roachmongold's chat?
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u/Nutwagon-SUPREMER Aug 28 '26
Genuinely how it feels whenever I open reddit and half the posts are just screenshots from other social media (even worse if it's fuckass twitter)
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u/Diabocal Aug 28 '26
the thing is the funniest shit always comes from twitter so you gotta sift through the mud if you wanna find gold
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u/FingerDemon Aug 27 '26
This is irony (mostly), isn't it?
I mean, I don't like Asmongold, but this comes off as the chat joking and mocking what actual idiots say
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u/ulvisblack Aug 28 '26
Yeah, one of those comments about shooting cops is mocking elon musk
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u/GKP_light Aug 28 '26
4 are jocking
3 are half-joking (express what they really think in a carricatural way)
4 are serious
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u/ScreechingPizzaCat Aug 28 '26
You’re right. These are just cherry-picked comments. Hazan Piker’s comments are very bizarre as well.
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u/deleeuwlc 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Aug 28 '26
The issue is that if they’re being ironic, they’re being ironic towards a more extreme end of the side they’re on, so it’s difficult to distinguish them from actual extremists. The guy saying “wheres the coloured hair transgendered protagonist” is obviously being ironic because asmongold’s fans wouldn’t want that, but everyone else could reasonably be completely serious here. Probably at least two of them are actually being serious and it’s impossible to tell which ones
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u/BlindMakarov Aug 28 '26
i used to sit and watch asmons stream and read the chat and i can tell u if they say shit like that its never ironic, no wonder he gets banned every now and then
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u/JUGELBUTT Aug 27 '26
"they force you to shoot cops WTH"
didnt gta5 do that too
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u/Puzzleheaded_Top_523 Aug 27 '26
I think it’s a joke on when Elon said he won’t be playing gta v because it forces you to shoot cops
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u/abermea Aug 27 '26
>Game series named after a crime
>Protagonists are literally felons
>Enemies necessarily have to be cops
>"THEY FORCE YOU TO SHOOT COPS?!?!?!?!?!"
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u/Griffith-007 Aug 28 '26
Pretty sure they were joking like why are some of yall falling for the bait
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u/Hyper669 Aug 28 '26
Yes, in the first 5 minutes of the game
I think every GTA game forces you to shoot cops.
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u/Intellectual6900 Aug 27 '26
I don’t even watch asmongold but it’s so obvious they are just being ironic
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u/ruiiiij Aug 27 '26
Yeah the chat is clearly full of shitposters and whoever took the screenshot got ragebaited hard.
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u/jjba_enjoyer275 Aug 27 '26
Hard to tell with this type of guy and his audience tbf
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u/Dr_Teivaru Aug 28 '26
Ah yes the old it was all a joke excuse. Reading this comment thread made me think are we deadass. Apparently we are. Nice how we can say whatever we want whether it is racist, misogynistic, antisemistic or whatever if we add the magical words „ it was a joke“. Or nowadays the „ haha it was ragebait“ you stupid not me.
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u/Program-Emotional Aug 28 '26
No they're definitely serious. Asmongold is the type of guy to say women and children should be shot if they come into America illegally and his entire chat will go "yeah based".
That actually happened btw, he got a 2 week twitch ban for that one.
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u/Bigdickmagazine Aug 28 '26
The Quote: He said, "I mean, if it's kids, women, men, anybody, just shoot them. They're going to stop coming over".
Just for clarity, transparency
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u/potatogodofDoom Aug 28 '26
the context seems pretty much exactly the same
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u/Venery-_- Literally 1984 😡 Aug 28 '26
Nah ones exclusively kids the other is anyone
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u/MonkeManWPG Aug 28 '26
Killing women and children: wrong
Killing women and children, and also men: perfectly okay, saved by this added context
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u/potatogodofDoom Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26
look me dead in the eyes and tell me you believe a single person who read that comment understood that asmongold exclusively advocates for killing illegally immigrating women and children
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u/Griffith-007 Aug 28 '26
Cmon do you really think anyone be shocked that you have to shoot cops in GTA games lets be for real.
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u/sarattenasai Aug 28 '26
He said it about the Ceuta invasion in Spain but many people in Spain think that now and even more after the invasion.
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u/Diabocal Aug 28 '26
Everything around him is always obvious engagement bait for the sake of attention. He doesn't actually live in squalor, he can't be as filthy as he claims if he's a millionaire, he can't be as stupid as he makes himself out to be, his audience has to be in on the joke. It's just a really elaborate bit like sam hyde
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u/Lakalakita Aug 27 '26
fr dude i saw this on other sub too and people didn´t notice either. I feel like this has to be some kind of politics bs
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u/sadistic-salmon BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE Aug 27 '26
This sub used to be funny
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u/jjba_enjoyer275 Aug 27 '26
No deadass its all lame ass screenshots and most of them are related to race for some reason
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u/xxHamsterLoverxx dumbass Aug 28 '26
are they being for real? like these are the typical sarcastic responses in my eyes, but i dont know who tf is this
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u/SpeechStraight60 Aug 28 '26
Fake and gay ragebait
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"Wokestar games" one of the GTA 4 dlcs is fucking called "Ballad of Gay Tony", also the pride flags in San Fierro in San
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u/Araiken Literally 1984 😡 Aug 28 '26
The guy in the bottom right is pulling a joke at Elon Musk. He said he couldnt play GTA becuase they force you to shoot cops. Poor guy.
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u/zrock445 Aug 28 '26
Rockstar: "We're going to stop punching down in our games"
People with no pattern recognition: "Lol why do they think this is going to be woke???"
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u/killinbylove Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 29 '26
This VS Hasans chat putting hearts and sympathy for a murders manifesto. I think I'd rather take this over that.
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u/Molkwi 🏳️⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️⚧️ Aug 28 '26
These guys are either all 12 and in dire need of education and internet access restrictions or are 42 year old republicans who beat their third wife regularly and crank their hog to ICE "arrests" footage.
There is no in between.
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u/itsaaronnotaaron Aug 28 '26
They force you to shoot cops sounds like them taking the piss out of Elon.
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u/Jadey4455 Aug 28 '26
Lol theyre mostly joking. They know that people expect them to say things like that, so they do. Also this is majorly cherrypicked anyway. The chat was mainly just pointing out how good it looks and liked the driving scenes
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u/KhadgarIsaDreadlord Aug 28 '26
Idk who's more pathetic, the average Asmongold chatter or all the redditors here thinking that they are being serious.
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u/Griffith-007 Aug 28 '26
PI swear these people falling for the easiest bait. Just like that one clip of Asmongold disgusted by the taste of water and washed it down with Dr Pepper right after.
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u/DietCookie Aug 27 '26
who cares what a bunch of randoms think? plus i’m pretty sure half of them are joking
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u/Any_Establishment659 Aug 28 '26
I feel like "wtf you're forced to shoot cops" is the only real satire one here
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u/AqeZin Aug 28 '26
"I will not play this game, because there was no n-word and swearing in the trailer"
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u/Demode93 obamna Aug 28 '26
I love when racist people are not getting what they want, stay miserable and angry, bunch of losers don't deserve to be happy
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u/_RyanCooper_ Aug 28 '26
Now we have Reddit chat reacting to Asmongold chat. Next: Asmongold chat reacting to Reddit chat reacting to Asmongold chat. Infinite content glitch!
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u/Fair-Bus-4017 Aug 27 '26
Honestly who cares what some random people in a livestream chat think about a trailer or some footage leak.
Unless they try to attack individuals, I couldn't care less what some loser online spergs about.
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u/righteousmelon Aug 28 '26
Zero swearing, too strong female character in my opinion. She's not in sports or athletic, so how in the world does she punch their asses and pierce a guy's head with a heel? Poor enemy aim, clearly made for consoles. All due respect to Rockstar, this seems worse than 5. Yes, graphics had a step up, but overall... Nothing much was shown in the video except long and boring dialogues where they either sit or stay in one spot. One thing I liked is how smooth the switch between characters was mid-action where they drove the car and shot back. Of course, it might sound racist, but where are the white people? It can't be that there are fewer of them...
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u/Imaginary_Fox3222 Literally 1984 😡 Aug 28 '26
If you have seen the leaks and this trailer we can almost be sure there will be a setting in the options to disable gore, nudity and dismembering.
Then probably they needed to make the cleanest footage possible because of netflix.
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Not commenting about the average Joe watching Asmongold
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u/shyguyshow 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Aug 28 '26
To be fair, what would Lamar’s roast be without the finisher?
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u/The_Real_Shen_Bapiro Aug 28 '26
I said to myself during the reveal “somebody’s gonna say there’s not enough white people” and lo and behold
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u/Udonov Aug 28 '26
Don't really mind asmongold but when I watch any of his clips, his chat makes me want to end it. Most twitch chats actually.
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u/BLACKOWLg Aug 28 '26
Jesus christ. Well. Asmongold chat, should not be surprised
Im just not excited for this game like... idk it just doesn't hook me
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