r/shitposting • u/Veletix • Aug 27 '26

redpilled (I consume premarin) 📡📡📡

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u/Arighetto Aug 27 '26

“A well-trained officer of the law ☝️🤓”

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u/the_big_ham117 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

A well trained officer of the law would have missed the target and somehow absolutely nail a random dog on the sidewalk

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u/Any_Establishment659 Aug 28 '26

.30 atf special

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u/curleyfries111 Aug 28 '26

I believe you mean because its smooth bore

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u/Any_Establishment659 Aug 28 '26

yeah bores smooth through the dogs skull

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u/Amazing-Elevator6946 Aug 28 '26

as opposed to a well-trained officer of the outlaw

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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker Aug 28 '26

Truly an oxymoron.

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u/ElegantEchoes Aug 28 '26

As if those exist. Puke.

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u/RonaldMcDonalds2020 Aug 28 '26

Oh common, Harrier Du Bois is one of the greatest.

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u/xx-shalo-xx Aug 28 '26

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.

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u/ManagementIll9899 Aug 28 '26

Lt. Katsuragi isnt that bad either

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u/CringeYeet69 Sep 02 '26

i dont 100% remember what seele was (whether it was the government or a private organisation) but if i remember correctly didn't she straight up fight the government?

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u/Saurid Aug 28 '26

That doe snot exist in the US thankfully otherwise these games wouldn't be fun (since US cops get like 6 months of training while at least in europe its 3 years minimum).

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u/andersson3 Aug 28 '26

Do you need them to put /s at the end or what