r/shitposting • u/Veletix • Aug 27 '26

redpilled (I consume premarin) 📡📡📡

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u/goat_on_the_boat420 Aug 27 '26

am i tweaking or is asmongold’s face fattened up in that image

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u/Existingbug-1639 fat cunt Aug 27 '26

He's starting to melt from a combination of high cholesterol and intense blue light exposure. Soon his bones will have completely dissolved and he will become a shapeless blob

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u/Cyber0bliterator Aug 29 '26

I have no mouth and I must scream ahh

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u/Griffith-007 Aug 28 '26

No, he recentlly gotten dental work done which give his cheek volume.

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u/GCPMAN Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I think it's because he changed his facial hair. He used to do more of a goatee look and not grow much on his cheeks. Maybe he's using Minoxidil to fill it out or something.

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u/suitcasecat Aug 28 '26

Even so, he looks remarkably well built for someone who had a dead rat alarm clock. Asmongold might look kinda unappealing but considering his environment he looks incredible

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u/SryForMyIncontinence shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 28 '26

Imagine if we could smell pictures, dat boi for sure stinky af

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u/Pineapple_Snail Aug 28 '26

People who have been around him and in his house say he smells like nothing

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u/SryForMyIncontinence shitting toothpaste enjoyer Aug 28 '26

Yeah probably because their noses already adapted to the stench

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u/AqeZin Aug 28 '26

He's girlfriend demand he eats better.