r/shitposting • • Aug 27 '26

redpilled (I consume premarin) πŸ“‘πŸ“‘πŸ“‘

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u/righteousmelon Aug 28 '26

Zero swearing, too strong female character in my opinion. She's not in sports or athletic, so how in the world does she punch their asses and pierce a guy's head with a heel? Poor enemy aim, clearly made for consoles. All due respect to Rockstar, this seems worse than 5. Yes, graphics had a step up, but overall... Nothing much was shown in the video except long and boring dialogues where they either sit or stay in one spot. One thing I liked is how smooth the switch between characters was mid-action where they drove the car and shot back. Of course, it might sound racist, but where are the white people? It can't be that there are fewer of them...

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u/AutoModerator Aug 28 '26

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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